Not to mention, root of Penish! 

"You can use a lot of power on Salli." 

It's the free baller of the the chair world. 

"Height adjustable table and Salli make a good match." 

This was the best! 

Even my penis is "facepalming" right now. 

Imagine if one if your nuts got caught between the middle gap and you stood up quickly... :-/ 

GRAFiZ said:

Even my penis is "facepalming" right now.

I often facepalm my penis. 

Loose trousers are the best. 

Two things...first, the chair seems to be designed so that my balls could slip between the blades, so that when I stand up they would be retained.

Also, I think it would be really hard to fart in this chair without making noise. 

Regular chairs really aren't that bad, especially when the alternative is sitting on this thing.

No thank you. 

They must have extremely tiny [say it with me, and with an uncomfortable accent] gen-i-tulls, because that gap looks awfully small. It looks like it would pinch my gen-i-tulls. 

But is it made from jets? 

weird 

It would be a great wanking chair I reckon, especially when used without underwear. 

Like I always say "Try without underwear"...
because that is most comfortable. 

In for nudes. 

Nad Maximus said:

Also, I think it would be really hard to fart in this chair without making noise.

Definitely...if they implemented these in public schools it would be game, set, match for man. 

You can use a lot of power, on Sally.

I lold. 

This is made by Germans and you know Germans always make great stuff. 

like cars.

and ovens. 

ju66l3r said:

This is made by Germans and you know Germans always make great stuff.

You're gonna love my nuts. In this chair. 

But how much Diet Coke can it absorb? 

ju66l3r said:

This is made by Germans and you know Germans always make great stuff.

Nope.
I'd recognize that horrible accent anywhere, for I have it too. :)
http://www.salli.com/www/index.php?id=148 

this is actually brilliant if it works. expensive though 

Where's the fucking lumbar support? 

Where's the fucking lumbar support?

I think the chair's designed to make sure you don't slouch. Which would make fappin' kinda difficult.. 

So very gay. 

There is way too much wrong with this video. And with all those zoomed-in crotch shots, I feel a little violated. 

ju66l3r said:

This is made by Germans and you know Germans always make great stuff.

German "Wertarbeit" always involves Chinese steel!

I need to get me one of these, my balls are too big anyway! 

Video is point missing. I have severe back problems; I don't want a fucking chair that makes me use my back muscles to support myself.

I also don't want a chair designed around my genitals. They don't need a lot of bloodflow during the day - I work in IT; it's not like I see women anyway - but if I did, I wouldn't want to pop a stiffy just because my chair caters to genital bloodflow. 

Steve Sutton is talking for commercial videos now? Or is it just some scandinavian Steve Sutton imitator? 

I can't find it anywhere in my IKEA catalogue 

IKEA is swedish :( 

Oh fuck. That's a Finnish invention and a Finnish guy reading. Uggh, yay my country. >_< 

ROFLZZZZZZZZ awesome