Um...

ah...

hm...

There just aren't any words. 

He's doing a totally different hand thing. 

Dad? 

http://img10.imageshack.us/img10/3041/shtpnts.jpg 

I'm pretty sure I saw him do the hand thing at 1:33. 

WTF happened to the kid getting slapped in the alleway?

I'm suddenly very concerned for his welfare. 

i'm thinking about kicking his ass 

tunnel rat said:

WTF happened to the kid getting slapped in the alleway?

I'm suddenly very concerned for his welfare.

I think you know what happened to that kid. 

http://www.brandonscott.tv/ 

2:35 WTF 

"Master Eastwest is inside me like I am going to be inside you."

 

Three deep it out? Isn't that the title of a Jenna Jameson movie? 

This is why Generation X will never amount to anything. 

Wow. I want that dude around my kids! 

Disturbing. 

Lex Luther? 

Oh god, that thing lives inside of me? 

Did he say he wants to put his wiener inside each one of us? 

I do not understand. 

I wonder if that would sync up to the theme from Benny Hill. 

The kid is "trying to take three deep." Heh. Otherwise, this makes about as much sense as... well, no, I guess it doesn't. 

What the fuck did I just watch. 

Guess I'll just go back to Rainbow Bwead. 

That was the greatest thing I have ever seen. 

WTF?!?! 

This reminds me of the wonder showzen 

One small sing along for kids, one giant leap in weird shit on the internet 

"take three deep"?

As in "the Shocker"?

He broke the first rule of Magical Martial Arts: Do NOT talk about Magical Martial Arts. 

everything's terrible??? 

i've never seen anything more filled with wtf than this 

Everything's Terrible is a fantastic site :) 

Everything is terrible! 

And I thought ESPN competitions and an ass-hat tai-chi instructor who claimed he could make his wrist watch explode was enough to jade me. 

that's pretty much the anti-Chuck Norris. 

tunnel rat said:

WTF happened to the kid getting slapped in the alleway?

I'm suddenly very concerned for his welfare.

I know, they act like master eastwest's training saved him. He was still in deep shit, overly emphasized by the 4peat slap. 

Anyone know where I can get the whole video? I'd like to see how cheesy it really is. 

I think big jock knew. 

top 1 thing I've ever experienced 

That's probably the most amazing thing I've ever seen. 

That guy does not strike me as the sort of person who has much luck with the ladies. 

whatthefuck 

I'm sure he takes three deep. 

syrynxx said:

That guy does not strike me as the sort of person who has much luck with the ladies.

One must wonder about such things. 

JDH annan said:

i've never seen anything more filled with wtf than this

Believe me, there was a WTF that ended all other WTFs and it hasn't been topped yet. It was something about "The Master" and it was like an hour long. It was this cult's video... god it was insane. 

He just needed the pedophile beard to go with the rapist glasses at the end. 

Can we save a lot of hassle down the road and just throw this guy in jail now? 

That guy needs to have a seat right over there... 

I now want to kill myself. 

I think I might accidentally be on drugs. 

I think I might just go lobotomize myself, in hopes of purging the last 5 minutes from my mind....