HAT just saved my life.

I also think he implied that he's a pro at declining gay passes. Which makes me imply further. 

It aint easy being prettier than you realize you are 

I think I'm starting to learn that. 

but yeah this guy just seems like a gay Euro dude who doesnt realize how fast Mathew Sheppard situations can happen in the states, harmless. 

jesus. 

What's so "gay" about this note? 

I'm not at all unfriendly, but that letter is a crapload of red flags in it. Not suggesting that he's going to kill and eat you, but he might make your life or that of your wife far less pleasant by being a creepy stalker. 

Im just saying the worst case isnt even worth being scared 

Only gay people write notes.
And postcards.
And text messages.
Shit, only gay people communicate by the written word.
The rest of us (The Heteros) just let people assume what we mean by the type of alcoholic drink we choose. 

That guy was too honest in his note. Most people would not tell you that they checked you out on Whitepages.com if they were going to stalk you.

Also, that dude just gave him grounds for a restraining order if things do get odd.

It's not a stalker kind of note. The guy probably hasn't had people say anything since he moved in. He's probably new to the area or going through some crazy shit.

I'll admit it was a bit of a strange note but at the very least he tried to be a little less intrusive by writing a note.

He might also be a paranoid and checked out his neighbors just to be sure one of them isn't a problem. 

^GAYYYYYYY 

He's foreign.

And weird.

Invite him over for coffee when your wife is there. Tell him what to do in the area.

Post pics. 

Ransome said:

Shit, only gay people communicate by the written word.

Ransome
Joined: 9/17/06
Forum: 18,320 

I would never describe what I do here as communicating. 

i am 100% convinced that Vol wrote that letter. 

spoiler

Spoiler:

it WAS a Fazer

 

medisconna said:

i am 100% convinced that Vol wrote that letter.

Wait till you find about the one I sent your boss. 

Gay.

It's not just the sauna, it's the sauna followed by the ride in the convertible. Come on. What is it, a Miata?

Whether he is or not, don't go for the run. Get coffee, which will give you an easier opportunity to talk, look him in the eye. You can size him up. I'm talking about his dick.

btw HI PPLZ SKOOL IS GRATE THX 4 AXING <3 YALL 

that's a good point, everyone has overlooked the convertible but orkid 

The beginning of orkid's post makes sense, the end makes sense. It's the transition that confuses me. 

I will find out if it's a miata. I haven't seen any convertible in the apartment parking lot, so maybe he puts it in one of the garages. 

oh i'll bet he does 

Turn your peephole around so you can look into your place to make sure he's not hiding in there before you go in. 

lets get one thing straight.

the only really weird thing about this is that he wrote a letter instead of just asking you these things.

so your skin will become a lampshade 

His last name isn't Lecter, is it? 

Maybe he saw your wife and wants a threesome. 

wait, D0C is married?

yeah, he wants to bang your wife. 

"Then he better bring a strong 9 to the party" 

Maybe he's the funniest person you'll ever meet.

He's blogging about it right now! 

He's just trying to get you to post that letter on found.com  

b stabby said:

everyone has overlooked the convertible but orkid

Not true! I mentioned Vanilla Sky in reference to it. Which also caters to the possibility of this guy wanting to swallow Doc Scott's cum. 

Don't worry about the Miata. Just do coffee instead of a run. Trust me, with coffee you can focus on the conversation without distractions. Conversation during a run is secondary. Plus coffee is a random, sporadic thing, whereas running is regular; you don't want to give him an opportunity to try to shoehorn into your routines ("hey scott you're a good running buddy") unless you're already sure about him. 

Maybe he's just a normal dude who's new to the area and doesn't know anyone, and you seemed like a nice guy so he thought he'd reach out.

/runs away, quickly. 

You can also throw coffee at him if he gets out of hand. 

Dude, he just wants a friend.
It's hard to make guy friends.

I applaud this man's effort for taking a big risk in attempting to connect with another. 

your neighbor is bashturn 

bFTE said:

Maybe he's just a normal dude who's new to the area and doesn't know anyone, and you seemed like a nice guy so he thought he'd reach out.

/runs away, quickly.

I tried this approach as well and we all know what a paranoid flake I am. 

give him a beej and then stab him through the eye with your highheel

/fire with fire 

Me and yobo just had a moment.

Hey yobo I wrote you a letter. 

Dude, he just wants a friend.
It's hard to make guy friends.

I applaud this man's effort for taking a big risk in attempting to connect with another.

yeah...... but he did it by sliding a letter under his door... 

I'm kind of scared that he needed advice on how to approach this.
I feel like this is a pretty clear cut case of saying no.
The fact that he is considering hanging out with the dude suggests that Doc Scott is lonely as well.
He needs therapy. 

Ransome I use to take your calls because I thought you were lonely too.
I mean you were making dinner for yourself and your imaginary girlfriend. 

I was doing the same for you! 

The fact that he is considering hanging out with the dude suggests that Doc Scott is lonely as well.

I'm not even close to lonely. I'm in it for the story, and I feel a little bad for him. 

Seriously, I sense this guy has no boundries. Inviting complete strangers to visit his son's school play with him for a few hours, a sauna or a convertible drive, even a run is a little personal. Does he know that you run? Is he already following you and noting your routine?

And asking about your German ancestry when you didn't even give the guy your first name, let alone last? Just because that shit is on public record doesn't mean it's a topic for conversation.

If he does all this in his first note, what's to stop him from looking up your mother in law and visiting her in the nursing home to find out what you want for your birthday that you never told him is on December 11th. 

That explains why I pretty much hung up on you most of the time. 

his son isn't even in the play, he has some periphery job on the stage crew 

Dear Neighbor:
I've printed out the first 4 pages of the thread I created about your letter. Take a look. I'll print more as they happen 

washingtonyobo,

When was it that you told me your name today?

Thanks for not joining in with the others to speculate about my mental stability and/or murderous and cannibalistic tendencies.

Just to double check, I found you on fazed and backread all your posts and looked you up on the sex offender registry and classmates.org.

Would you like to go to the local high school's production of "Waiting for Godot" with me? Maybe we could stop for coffee before/after. I read your posts so I'd prefer to drive. I think you'll like my convertible. Whatever you want to do though, let me know. I like sports and soothing my muscles in the sauna after a good run!

I did backread, so I hope you don't mind that I'd prefer it if I drove!

Do you know much about your late grandfather Hal?

Steve #308 

Every time you post SanSue, you make me more uncomfortable about the situation. And I don't want to be uncomfortable.

If it does get exponentially weirder I have no problem telling people directly to back off. So unless he actually tries to get physical I'm not too concerned yet. If he does get physical he's a lot smaller than me.

So he'll be receiving.