You need to infiltrate his home and see where he keeps the Nazi memorabilia because if he's not gay, that's my second guess.
people need to write more letters like that.
I am so impressed...I wish I got letters like that.
I am so impressed...I wish I got letters like that.
hahahah! yes!
Maybe I should call him and set up a date. I think I need to actually talk to him to get more information soon, before I come up with a complete made-up history for him.
awwww... can't read the letter at work :(
that link was great Zero.
I definitely think that you should go out with him at least once.
he obviously went to a lot of effort to get to know you and the least you could do is go out with him once.
I mean, for the experience alone...he could be the most fascinating person you will ever meet.
he obviously went to a lot of effort to get to know you and the least you could do is go out with him once.
I mean, for the experience alone...he could be the most fascinating person you will ever meet.
He might know where Hitler's gold is and he wants you to have half.
City Slickers III: Hitlers Stash
It's the scheisse !
lol!
Go to his sons play in hot pants and a tank top, maybe a leather bikers cap too. Gauge his reaction. Report back afterwards.
HARDU GAY H00
b3cky said:
people need to write more letters like that.
I am so impressed...I wish I got letters like that.
people need to write more letters like that.
I am so impressed...I wish I got letters like that.
gimme a minute..
GET THIS GUY ON FAZED LIVE
"upper school"
makes me think he's not from round here.
and he totally does want you.
Maybe this dude's legit.
It must be weird to not know anyone, maybe this mofo is a cool guy. He's like "I live in an area where I don't know anyone. I'll make acquaintances. "
for rape.
makes me think he's not from round here.
and he totally does want you.
Maybe this dude's legit.
It must be weird to not know anyone, maybe this mofo is a cool guy. He's like "I live in an area where I don't know anyone. I'll make acquaintances. "
for rape.
if there are 40lb boxes around his apartment, watch out
This is my favourite random occurrence thread since Chico's sister-stalking houseguest.
Coffee sounds like the safest option, but I probably say that because I keep seeing cinematic horrors play out over the others. Ride in convertible becomes Vanilla Sky; sauna becomes Eastern Promises...
Coffee sounds like the safest option, but I probably say that because I keep seeing cinematic horrors play out over the others. Ride in convertible becomes Vanilla Sky; sauna becomes Eastern Promises...
mom WAS right,
never talk to stranger
never talk to stranger
He has lovely swirly handwriting.
He wants to put his peepee in your bunghole.
He wants to put his peepee in your bunghole.
it's like in disney's Enchanted
when you said 'hi', you were the first one to show any kindness to this fairy tale being
get ready for breaking out into song about gay love
D0C: When you meet the neighbor who was meant for you
Before two can become one there is something we must do
hax: Do you pull each others tails?
birdy: Do you feed each other seeds?
D0C: No, there is something sweeter everybody needs
I've been dreaming of a true love's kiss~
when you said 'hi', you were the first one to show any kindness to this fairy tale being
get ready for breaking out into song about gay love
D0C: When you meet the neighbor who was meant for you
Before two can become one there is something we must do
hax: Do you pull each others tails?
birdy: Do you feed each other seeds?
D0C: No, there is something sweeter everybody needs
I've been dreaming of a true love's kiss~
you're german, take a crap on him! \o/
Does he send you yellow flowers when the sky is gray?
Maybe he's down with the mass suicide and gay orgy that need to take place.
Actually, I think it's kind of sad. This poor guy doesn't seem to have proper social skills and he's trying to reach out the best way he knows how. I'm leaning toward what Threecky said. He might be the most interesting person you ever met. He also may be the most challenging.
some cannibal, dude can't even sharpen knives...
I noticed that.
If anything hes fucking up that edge pretty good.
I taught a guy how to use a steel once and he cut his thumb on the third swipe or so.
If anything hes fucking up that edge pretty good.
I taught a guy how to use a steel once and he cut his thumb on the third swipe or so.
I never really have this problem because I'm realy good at putting out 'Do Not Approach' vibes. I've known people who can't do this and they pretty much all have this kind of thing happen to them.
beard needs more corn and mustard
That was you with the camera?! Jerk.
This thread is actually a practical joke on JTwood about how he can't read the link.
well that wasn't fun , funny, or smart.
you're a cunt
you're a cunt
Ok here's the list of my hypotheses:
1. He's gay and wants me. All bad.
2. He's a nice, socially awkward, but relatively normal guy. I end up talking to him occasionally and occasionally getting more socially awkward letters, but everything is mostly ok.
3. He's a Mormon (there's a mormon church aboug 1/4 mile away). Pretty much all the social awkward stuff above, but now he's really annoying too.
4. He's going to kill me. Which reminds me. If I don't post a follow up in this thread. I'm probably dead.
1. He's gay and wants me. All bad.
2. He's a nice, socially awkward, but relatively normal guy. I end up talking to him occasionally and occasionally getting more socially awkward letters, but everything is mostly ok.
3. He's a Mormon (there's a mormon church aboug 1/4 mile away). Pretty much all the social awkward stuff above, but now he's really annoying too.
4. He's going to kill me. Which reminds me. If I don't post a follow up in this thread. I'm probably dead.
can i have your stuff?
I want everyone to know that b stabby gets the contents of my nightstand drawer in the case of my untimely death.
porn, lube and condoms?
play it safe and smart: rape and kill him first.
Nope. Sadness, self-loathing, and lube.
D0C SCOTT said:
Ok here's the list of my hypotheses:
3. He's a Mormon (there's a mormon church aboug 1/4 mile away). Pretty much all the social awkward stuff above, but now he's really annoying too.
Ok here's the list of my hypotheses:
3. He's a Mormon (there's a mormon church aboug 1/4 mile away). Pretty much all the social awkward stuff above, but now he's really annoying too.
doubt it.
he asked you out for 4 o clock tea.
momos cant have caffeine
that and I doubt one would sauna with you.
that might incite
momos cant have caffeine
Damn, that was my preferred hypothesis too. Being a mormon would be a good reason to blow him off.
On a related note. I'm calling them momos forever now.
D0C SCOTT said:
Nope. Sadness, self-loathing, and lube.
Nope. Sadness, self-loathing, and lube.
hmm i was hoping you had cereal or something
Cereal lives across the hall.
VelascoTie said:
Actually, I think it's kind of sad. This poor guy doesn't seem to have proper social skills and he's trying to reach out the best way he knows how. I'm leaning toward what Threecky said. He might be the most interesting person you ever met. He also may be the most challenging.
Actually, I think it's kind of sad. This poor guy doesn't seem to have proper social skills and he's trying to reach out the best way he knows how. I'm leaning toward what Threecky said. He might be the most interesting person you ever met. He also may be the most challenging.
I thought of this too, and is actually the reason I'm going to talk to him at all. If he was just weird and creepy and nothing else, then I'd have no problem being an ass and blowing him off. But the possibility of him being a nice guy sans social skills makes me want to give him a chance. It also reminds me of my years in middle school.
He's got Asperger syndrome and some other mild forms of autism.
You're gonna have a precious relationship for years.
He'll die prematurely though chasing a butterfly in front of a bus.
You'll end up and alcoholic over you're guilt for not being with him that day.
You're gonna have a precious relationship for years.
He'll die prematurely though chasing a butterfly in front of a bus.
You'll end up and alcoholic over you're guilt for not being with him that day.
full of typos. love it.
but 100% correct
Nah, he's a Jehovah's Witness and you'll go out for coffee and he'll hit you up with pamphlets .
can you look in this guy's window or something? more clues?
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