Scott has 99 problems.
My pie chart ain't one.
My pie chart ain't one.
yesh, perhaps gant chart then
I think this is a funny, funny thread
Perfect!
A+++ would lol again
A+++ would lol again
Birdy, I love you.
yesssss.
Oh dear god this thread has gotten funny.
He has no priors. I looked pretty hard too, hard enough that I found the public record of his license suspension proceedings.
Also, he's not a proctologist, OB/GYN, or psychiatrist.
What kind of dr. is/was dr. creepy?
and if people were looking up info about dr. creepy does he have any priors?
and if people were looking up info about dr. creepy does he have any priors?
He has no priors. I looked pretty hard too, hard enough that I found the public record of his license suspension proceedings.
Also, he's not a proctologist, OB/GYN, or psychiatrist.
Oh and another good reason not to make this guys life too hard, like reporting this to building management, is that he is seeking treatment and trying to get his license back. I assume that means he wants to get better.
The possibility of him telling me the location of Hitler's gold, watching my eyes light up with excitement as I make eye contact with him right before he rapes, murders and makes fish and worm food out of me should take a bigger proportion of that chart.
The hell'd the letter go?
The hell'd the letter go?
Jesus, doesn't anybody save comedy gold like this?
http://i35.tinypic.com/28c0kkx.jpg
D0C SCOTT said:
Oh and another good reason not to make this guys life too hard, like reporting this to building management, is that he is seeking treatment and trying to get his license back. I assume that means he wants to get better.
Oh and another good reason not to make this guys life too hard, like reporting this to building management, is that he is seeking treatment and trying to get his license back. I assume that means he wants to get better.
Take it to the House thread.
What person takes a four o'clock tea?
He's Mad-Hatter crazy.
He's Mad-Hatter crazy.
Take it to the House thread.
OMFG, great call!
D0C SCOTT said:
The possibility of him telling me the location of Hitler's gold, watching my eyes light up with excitement as I make eye contact with him right before he rapes, murders and makes fish and worm food out of me should take a bigger proportion of that chart.
The possibility of him telling me the location of Hitler's gold, watching my eyes light up with excitement as I make eye contact with him right before he rapes, murders and makes fish and worm food out of me should take a bigger proportion of that chart.
I dunno, dude.
I think this guy's legit.
i'm actually guaranteeing it
loll
you forgot "puts in ice bath after removing kidneys"
okay now you're just getting ridiculous
hey scott, does this letter smell like chloroform to y-
scott i just thought of something
what if he's
you
from the future
and these requests for a meeting are so that he can tell you not to make the biggest mistake of your life
what if he's
you
from the future
and these requests for a meeting are so that he can tell you not to make the biggest mistake of your life
that's what I said, he's the bunny from donnie darko
Are we ever going to get "Best Friends For Life" on the graph?
It all depends, Iulus...
Just how long is "For Life"
Just how long is "For Life"
Best friends for life is the white part.
The idea of Good Dr Steve and Scott, Scott Michael being best friends whilst rapes, murders, Hitlergold finding adventures, and the creation of animal food products are happening makes me imagine the pair as crazed Viking doctors looting and pillaging Nazi Berlin circa May 1 1945.
Hahaha. This is amazing.
Also, the idea that he is from the future sounds pretty good. Maybe I'll ask him in my next letter. I wonder if he would think that I'M crazy for asking.
The whole bit about how he "has excellent eye contact" was all the proof I needed that this dude is fucked up.
Obviously no one else looks him in the eye because they're trying to end the conversation ASAP.
Obviously no one else looks him in the eye because they're trying to end the conversation ASAP.
From: th eco rnroller says:" Honey, I will smother you with a pillow tonight because... "
Date: 11/7/09 @ 6:08 PM
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Has he made a Scott, Scott Michael skin suit yet?
Unless he's taking little bits at a time that I'm not noticing, not yet. Then again, he did have access to novacaine so maybe I should go look at my backside in a mirror.
If this was real life, I would think you should just go over and talk to the man. You are just as weird as he is for sending a reply letter. If you don't want to hang with him, tell him, and let him know that it isn't his fault, you just don't have room in your life for another person. But, since this is fazed...I vote for this.
And furthermore, you have now involved an attorney and the man's psychiatrist in this. Granted, it's strange... but in no way threatening..................................................................... ................................................................................ ......................YET!!! MUAHAHA
Wampa 1 said:
Dear Steve,
If my calculations are correct you will receive this letter immediately after you saw the DeLorean struck by lightning. First, let me assure you that I am alive and well. I've been living happily these past 8 months in the year 1885. The lightning bolt that hit the DeLorean caused a gigawatt overload which scrambled the time circuits, activated the flux capacitor, and sent me back to 1885. The overload shorted out the time circuits and destroyed the flying circuits. Unfortunately, the car will never fly again.
I set myself up as a blacksmith as a front while I attempted to repair the damage to the time circuits. Unfortunately, this proved impossible because suitable replacement parts will not be invented until 1947. However, I've gotten quite adept at shoeing horses and fixing wagons.
I have buried the DeLorean in the abandoned Delgado Mine, adjacent to the Old Boot Hill cemetery, as shown on the enclosed map. Hopefully, it should remain undisturbed and preserved until you uncover it in 1955. Inside you will find repair instructions. My 1955 counterpart should have no problem repairing it so that you can drive it back to the future. Once you have returned to 1985, destroy the time machine.
Do not, I repeat, do not attempt to come back here to get me. I am perfectly happy living in the fresh air and the wide-open spaces, and I fear that unnecessary time travel only risks further disruption of the space-time continuum. And please take care of Einstein for me.
I know that you will give him a good home. Remember to walk him twice a day, and that he only likes canned dog food.
These are my wishes; please respect them and follow them. And so Steve, I now say farewell and wish you Godspeed. You've been a good, kind, and loyal friend to me. You've made a real difference in my life. I will always treasure our relationship and think on you with fond memories, warm feelings, and a special place in my heart.
Your friend in time,
Scott - September 1st, 1885.
Dear Steve,
If my calculations are correct you will receive this letter immediately after you saw the DeLorean struck by lightning. First, let me assure you that I am alive and well. I've been living happily these past 8 months in the year 1885. The lightning bolt that hit the DeLorean caused a gigawatt overload which scrambled the time circuits, activated the flux capacitor, and sent me back to 1885. The overload shorted out the time circuits and destroyed the flying circuits. Unfortunately, the car will never fly again.
I set myself up as a blacksmith as a front while I attempted to repair the damage to the time circuits. Unfortunately, this proved impossible because suitable replacement parts will not be invented until 1947. However, I've gotten quite adept at shoeing horses and fixing wagons.
I have buried the DeLorean in the abandoned Delgado Mine, adjacent to the Old Boot Hill cemetery, as shown on the enclosed map. Hopefully, it should remain undisturbed and preserved until you uncover it in 1955. Inside you will find repair instructions. My 1955 counterpart should have no problem repairing it so that you can drive it back to the future. Once you have returned to 1985, destroy the time machine.
Do not, I repeat, do not attempt to come back here to get me. I am perfectly happy living in the fresh air and the wide-open spaces, and I fear that unnecessary time travel only risks further disruption of the space-time continuum. And please take care of Einstein for me.
I know that you will give him a good home. Remember to walk him twice a day, and that he only likes canned dog food.
These are my wishes; please respect them and follow them. And so Steve, I now say farewell and wish you Godspeed. You've been a good, kind, and loyal friend to me. You've made a real difference in my life. I will always treasure our relationship and think on you with fond memories, warm feelings, and a special place in my heart.
Your friend in time,
Scott - September 1st, 1885.
And furthermore, you have now involved an attorney and the man's psychiatrist in this. Granted, it's strange... but in no way threatening..................................................................... ................................................................................ ......................YET!!! MUAHAHA
I fear our dear friend Scott, Scott Michael is no longer with us.
It's been a whole 18 hours. Perhaps 9 of which were sleep, 1 doing toiletries, .5 eat breakfast, 3 going to and being at church, and 4.5 being eaten alive.
He could well still be alive in the pit.
Of course he's still alive. The Good Dr. Steve slowly digests over a period of one thousand years.
This thread is 17 pages and I know there has to be gold all throughout, but that's quite a backreading task there. I can barely be bothered to read the OP half the time.
scott is out of town.
basically, wearing cement shoes in lake wobegon...
basically, wearing cement shoes in lake wobegon...
mr_green said:
This thread is 17 pages and I know there has to be gold all throughout, but that's quite a backreading task there. I can barely be bothered to read the OP half the time.
This thread is 17 pages and I know there has to be gold all throughout, but that's quite a backreading task there. I can barely be bothered to read the OP half the time.
The movie should be in theatres in May 2010.
i am katie said:
The movie should be in theatres in May 2010.
The movie should be in theatres in May 2010.
Silence of the Lambs 2 with Anthony Hopkins as Dr. Steve and Giovanni Ribisi (sp?) as Scott, Scott Michael I believe...
and birdy as his wife
rory as the son
rory as the son
I get to be the detective!
LadyAlthea as the psychiatrist who advises Scott, Scott Michael to write the letter and SNC as the nympho neighbor downstairs.
SNC as the nympho neighbor downstairs.
Sold.
fenris said:
I get to be the detective!
I get to be the detective!
I get to be the Captain who is always yelling at the detective for not doing things by the book.
directed by ransome
with a theatrical score composed by purple
with a theatrical score composed by purple
a drama of epic proportions
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