everyone likes the taste of their own cum

funny, I saw this on a bumpersticker on my way in to work this morning... 

Hip About Time said:

would you suck on a popped blister on the foot of your dream woman?

No, that's not my thing. I only like sex fluids, not puss or poopy business. 

pisskakke? 

Hip About Time said:

pisskakke?

Imagine pisskakke on a woman with 10,000 papercuts. Now I'm H4RD. 

cuckold snowballing felchers 

I keep trying to convince the wife that ass sex wont hurt (as much) if she would nair her crack.
She doesn't believe that most of the pain comes from when my cock is pulling on butt hairs.

Anyone ever convinced their SO that butt sex can be non painful? 

when i dated goatse 

I can't come unless she's crying, so it's never been an issue 

http://3.bp.blogspot.com/_9dRerabDook/Ryu5cviri1I/AAAAAAAAAB8/3QyShCc-o24/s1600/ Beauty%2B%26%2BSadness.jpg 

Anyone ever convinced their SO that butt sex can be non painful?

No, but don't let that get in your way of anal conquests 

I've never fucked a hairy butted woman. 

Introduce toys, varies sizes, different lube types and then when she is comfortable. After a few weeks, bring in the penis.
Going straight to dick isnt going to give her the "non painful" outlook you are hooking for. 

I think I would dick punch anyone who refused to kiss me after getting a mouthful of their spermies.
I'm not talking snowballing, but after it's been swallowed and only the taste is lingering.

FYI, women are just as retarded. I've dated two girls that refused to kiss me after going down on them until I at least drank some water...

Then I've dated a few girls who absolutely loved the taste of themselves...

Kinda weird how people freak out about that shit. 

I love the taste of myself so much that every time I wank it,
I go into the piledriver position,
and tub girl that hogurt right into my mouth. 

i love you bub
never change 

But I can change... 

You don't have to be such a sandy little butthole... 

idsaluteyou bub said:

I've never fucked a hairy butted woman.

woman? well, that's what I call him, I suppose...

I'M NOT GAY, HOMOS!!! 

She doesn't believe that most of the pain comes from when my cock is pulling on butt hairs.

what. 

what

Pull one of your butt hairs out and see if it doesn't make you wince.

Even with lube, a penis is going to pull on those hairs (that everyone has, unless they scape) and that is painful.

If you girls can shit out a turd the size of a coke can, then my little pecker isn't going to hurt your precious bung hole. 

O.0 

Pull one of your butt hairs out and see if it doesn't make you wince

It is called the anal-ocular nerve. when you pull a butt hair out, your eye twitches 

sorry you married such a hairy, not-into-butty wife. 

If you girls can shit out a turd the size of a coke can, then my little pecker isn't going to hurt your precious bung hole.

wow... that is... something else... 

Schag knows science.
He has seen every butts. 

If bitches be shitting out coke cans, there are other issues to address 

you know, it's pretty lame when dudes are all wah wah my wife doesn't like it in the butt, what do i do?

fuck you, you married her...you knew she didn't like it before, why would she like it now?
I couldn't even imagine marrying someone who didn't have the same sexual tastes as I do. 

It's Schag.
Come on, guys. 

my wife isn't into butt play. 

WAH WAH BECKY WAH WAH 

I don't even understand this thread.
"general sex question fazed is known for..."

what does that even mean??? 

It's Roadkill.
Come on, guys. 

PIHB is back... 

Fazed is known for gulping its own cock hockers? 

that comparison is still making me laugh... man alive, next time you walk in and catch your wife eight minutes into workin' a stiff turd in 'n out of her butthole, you let me know. fuckin'... call me on my big red phone.

jesus. 

i got a question for the ladies-

how about some sex? 

Ok! 

...oh. Ladies.

/kicks dirt 

you can tuck it pretty good, right? 

I have good references that will tell you yes. 

I need some sex.

But I've already got a plan and it doesn't involve Austin. Sorry babe. 

butts and hoes 

bub,

i'll take your word for it.

mati,

how about you go ahead and change up them plans? 

Nothing like a gangrape paaarrttyyyyy 

Fazed is known for gulping its own cock hockers?

back in the day, yeah 

what happened? 

people started caring 

Roadkill said:

It is called the anal-ocular nerve. when you pull a butt hair out, your eye twitches

I'm amazed and curious as to how you know this. Did you look it up or something? 

F nk Dr Spok said:

I'm amazed and curious as to how you know this. Did you look it up or something?

rollseyes.gif 

Elite1484 said:

FYI, women are just as retarded. I've dated two girls that refused to kiss me after going down on them until I at least drank some water...

Then I've dated a few girls who absolutely loved the taste of themselves...

Kinda weird how people freak out about that shit.

weird, i've never run into that. most girls are so turned on by then that they devour my face when i come up for up/smooches