ParanoidAndroid said:

when going ass to mouth, what does etiquette say concerning doing so pre shower, or pre-wipe for that matter?

jpkeates said:

so I'd suggest she removes it first (while putting on the strap on?) so that she has easy access to your mouth at the appropriate point.

For myself, I consider it an unhealthy sexual practice, so I wouldn't do it or request it at all.

 

JT Wood said:

Nope. Always wondered but never tried.

^ Just that ^

ATTENTION

JTWOOD IS NOT GAY

HE REALLY WANTS TO MAKE THAT CLEAR 

Again, pertaining to the original question, just think about it logically...if you're waxing a floor, you start at the corner and work your way out. What's the big mystery about eating at the 'Y' first, getting her off and then sticking it in her?

I don't see any real mystery here. If I wanted a mouthfull of mangoo I'd go Nancy. I don't want a mouthfull of mangoo...even my own. Call me crazy but that's how I roll. 

I wonder if it's a genetic thing or a social nono for guys to try their own jizz.
Not a mouthful, silly! Just dip your finger and bring to tongue.

or maybe no one is willing to admit. 

herbalised said:

ATTENTION

JTWOOD IS NOT GAY

HE REALLY WANTS TO MAKE THAT CLEAR

damn skippy 

hahaha
fag 

Miscreant 46 2 said:

hahaha
fag

maybe, but i'm definitely not gay 

we know 

srsly... i'll fag it up with the best of them, but teh gay is off limits.

I'M SRS! 

Is it gay if you suck your own cock? 

Only if you enjoy it. 

Is ron jeremy gay? 

or maybe no one is willing to admit.

I want to make it perfectly clear that I have NEVER done this. 

This thread should be renamed Mega Huge Homophobes (thread) 

every guy has done it. if they say they havent then they are lying. its just like masturbation.
95% of men do it, the other 5% are lying about not doing it. 

Who lies about beating off?!

I want to make it perfectly clear that I have cranked it on an average or 4-5 times a week since I was 10 years old. 

amateur.
And I seriously don't know what my mangoo tastes like.
But there is a possibility I got snowballed on the couch in my garage one time.
I know she spit, but we def made out after and I'm sure there were remnants of my little swimmer juice in there. 

better yours than his 

Yes there were swimmers

Congratulations

You are now gay life

 

amateur.

Bear in mind I'm 44 and I said "an average". There have been 3-4 times a day, day after day at times and there have been dry spells.

I guarantee I've drained my share of Azzmatazoa in my time. 

You just never sucked it out of a coochie 

once receiving a handy, I generated more trajectory than usual and BAM
Right in the kisser!!!
BAM, right in the kisser!!!
BAM, right in the kisser!!!
BAM, right in the kisser!!! 

pyropheliaC said:

every guy has done it. if they say they havent then they are lying. its just like masturbation.

Hey, don't drag the lot of us down just because you want your deviancy to be popularly accepted. 

JIZZ - APPLY DIRECTLY TO FOREHEAD
JIZZ - APPLY DIRECTLY TO FOREHEAD
JIZZ - APPLY DIRECTLY TO FOREHEAD 

I can't rightly say there's much fun in going down on her once you've got yours, but maybe, I wouldn't know.

Seems to me it's a lot of things you could do otherwise, like put down some black construction paper and pick her up and shake her real good and sell it to the local MOMA.

I got that idea after'n I saw this exhibit down at Lucky Bella's INK tattoo parlor. 

"Ladies First"

originally applied to more than fire escapes and life boats

She gets hers first, unless I just feel like plundering 

gunking me up.

robert abraham likes this 

never tasted my own juice, don't want to. 

never tasted my own juice

bull dooky. I swear up 'n down, you've gotten in your mouth one way or another. might as well be in control of the hows. 

BAM, right in the kisser!!! 

May as well see if she's turned on by it, while you're at it
That can be neat 

Roadkill said:

Just want yous guys opinion.

Lets say you have sex with a girl and cum inside her. What is the shortest time you would wait until you would go down on her? I mean....if you are not into snowballing.

Maybe it's just me, but my perversion level drops off significantly after I blow my load.
That's why you get some other guy to come inside her.
Wait. What? 

hargle 

who the fuck goes down on anyone after getting off? the only afterplay that should take place is cuddling.

I think I would dick punch anyone who refused to kiss me after getting a mouthful of their spermies.
I'm not talking snowballing, but after it's been swallowed and only the taste is lingering. 

My dick still hurts AND I taste cum. 

who the fuck goes down on anyone after getting off? the only afterplay that should take place is cuddling.

I think I would dick punch anyone who refused to kiss me after getting a mouthful of their spermies.
I'm not talking snowballing, but after it's been swallowed and only the taste is lingering.

who the fuck only busts their load once during sex?

my opinion: sex is objectively pretty gross as it is

and that semen was already inside of you, who cares if you get some in your mouth? just like assplay, i have no preference either way, but if it gets my partner off it gets me off and i like getting off 

One time I was a-bonin',
and I spewed my dickjuice,
and it landed on her tittaaayyyysss.

I didn't know. So I sucked on her tittaaayyyssss,
and tasted my jizz.

Whatever. I find it odd that so many people think that is gay, like JT the closet homo.

Also, I always have dreams where I am s'ing my own d. What the hell?!? 

idsaluteyou bub said:

Also, I always have dreams where I am s'ing my own d. What the hell?!?

Same here. 

Jesus. Does anyone here NOT have dreams about sucking bub's dick?! 

i didn't know until now that he had a dick! 

Only in my dreams. :( 

...do you ONLY speak in Debbie Gibson lyrics? 

Every time I'm telling secrets 

I'd have my face already buried in her muff as I was cummung, if I could. 

^SORTA GAY^ 

Oafah said:

I'd have my face already buried in her muff as I was cummung, if I could.

you know, there is a way to arrange a situation very similar to this... 

^HOPING^ 

Hip About Time said:

you know, there is a way to arrange a situation very similar to this...

I know what you're thinking, and it's not the same unless it's MY jizz.

Everyone likes the smell of their own farts, everyone likes the taste of their own cum. If I could add fart smell to my cum, I'd do it and make smoothies. 

would you suck on a popped blister on the foot of your dream woman? 

Eat first, then fuck. You're gonna need that meal for energy.