beestinga's post confuses me 

Not me. 

my two sentences were unrelated.
first, I wanted purp to know that I support her relationship strategy of claiming to visit family, only to lie and run off to visit internet strangers.

then, I just wanted you all to know that i'm back in. 

hahahaha 

Sting, your first shot for me is on you. 

okie pokie 

okie pokie 

okie pokie 

okie pokie 

okie pokie 

Someone please rate limit him. 

okie pokie 

okie pokie 

F nk Dr Spok said:

Sting, your first shot for me is on you.

first pass: @_@ sweet! ok!
second pass: -_- ...wait a second...
third pass: <_< does he mea...am i supposed...wha?
fourth pass: meh. whatever. 

stinga drinks for free on me! 

Your belly button is so shallow, though.
It takes forever to get drunk. 

oh, don't worry. it's not his belly button that i'll be drinking out of.
I've got a special harness to carry hax around upside down all evening. 

all right I am out now 

I think after that comment buzz is officially out too... 

sasq is out? I'm going to volsheworld with ransome! 

So the gathering is moved to Volshe's house now?
Sweet 

Ok I am back in as long as stinga isnt gonna be there drinking from Hax's firehose all night 

I think you're being a little generous. 

you don't understand the point of the harness at all.
you see, once he's firmly strapped in, i fill him up with whatever i'm going to be drinking that night,
then i stick my straw in the bung...

this joke has gone to a strange place.
i think i'm done with this now. 

I'm not!

Suck me dry you halfwit! 

he doubles as a tiki torch. just an fyi. 

My drink's Bacardi, yeah 

Bacardi makes wine coolers? 

Uh yeah you gaymo crossdressing David Horsby lover 

Who's David Horsby? 

RICKETY CRICKET 

click.
click.
BOOM. 

Bacardi makes wine coolers?

They do.

My drink's Bacardi, yeah

i knew i liked you. 

has anyone ever seen hax and ransome in the same place at the same time? 

Only on the greatest fucking day ever. 

I saw them doing it in a tent 

^this 

Did they both smell fertile that day? 

They smelled someone fertile, does that count? 

I can't believe "smell fertile" is used lol.

Come to this Summit, Hax will be unveiling the new buzz phrase! 

I'm out. 

What's the updated list?

I'm recruiting. 

I may be in, checking flights out.... 

so this shit needs updated
whos coming, rooms, best place to fly in, meet ups?
I know im a needy girl here, HALP 

RSF is coming?

party's over, time to go home 

Don't call it a comeback! 

who else is interested in getting the 2nd hotel room with RSF? 

poiple? 

I only stay where I will be getting head... hence staying with Hax 

He has a nice bathroom!