From: wiggie waggie keeps pluckin' that chicken
 
Date: 4/20/09 @ 11:38 AM
101
i guess this could be classified as impressive, piggyback lesbian kissing [18+] from the gif thread.
sauce would be cool. 
From: liquidfrisbee is the sworn enemy of Disc-O Inferno
 
Date: 4/20/09 @ 4:06 PM
102
http://www.totallynsfw.com/videos/videos_freak_fucking_a_car/ [18+] 
From: crushingblow - stupid tagline is stupid
 
Date: 4/20/09 @ 4:12 PM
103
b stabby said:

http://www.xvideos.com/video91224/belladonna_with_brianna_love_3_some [18+]

this totally happened to me when i moved into my new place


wow. i totally forgot how much bella rocks. 
From: russ2022 - The Definitive West Coast Spoiler
 
Date: 4/20/09 @ 4:47 PM
104
the ozzy tat on her tit and the her mouth that looks like david letterman don't do it for me. 
From: micros101 - Arsenal Nil
 
Date: 4/21/09 @ 1:01 PM
105
http://www.redtube.com/16177 [18+]

gotta see more of her. She's so goddammed stretchy. She is what Seinfeld was thinking about with the lure of the gymnast. 
From: micros101 - Arsenal Nil
 
Date: 4/21/09 @ 1:09 PM
106
the only drawback of Vanessa Lane is that she sort of sounds like a duck call when she inhales. 
From: micros101 - Arsenal Nil
 
Date: 4/21/09 @ 1:09 PM
107
but my dick doesn't have ears so no big deal. 
From: crushingblow - stupid tagline is stupid
 
Date: 4/21/09 @ 9:16 PM
108
fake tits are not all that impressive 
From: bum loves to click on the red links
 
Date: 4/21/09 @ 9:27 PM
109
http://www.art-dept.com/artists/rankin/portfolio/erotica/images/Rankin%20Erotica %20-%2018.jpg [18+] 
From: russ2022 - The Definitive West Coast Spoiler
 
Date: 4/22/09 @ 4:21 PM
110
Is it healthy to put this much baby oil in your mouth? (12:20 mark, appx)] [18+] 
From: Badman - same as it never was, same as it never was!
 
Date: 4/22/09 @ 5:11 PM
111
Considering what she does for a living...maybe its like mouthwash for her. 
From: wiggie waggie keeps pluckin' that chicken
 
Date: 4/22/09 @ 5:21 PM
112
standing upright facing eachother and fucking both feet on the ground, now that's impressive. 
From: otomotonx
 
Date: 4/23/09 @ 2:03 PM
113
that was pretty impressive 
From: your or did you mean you're?
 
Date: 4/23/09 @ 7:42 PM
114


only if the its fresh squeezed from the baby 
From: itsnick must find a new host body
 
Date: 4/24/09 @ 10:04 AM
115
kontaz said:

Ok. Now were are getting back on track.


That might as well be posed dummies 
From: itsnick must find a new host body
 
Date: 4/24/09 @ 10:12 AM
116
This is my idea of Impressive Porn

http://www.filestube.com/5007b9121220a34903e9/details.html [18+] 
From: d0wnthe11235813 - up the 2357111317
 
Date: 4/24/09 @ 3:57 PM
117
its like her pooper is a clown car 
From: buttons - if you're going to be a turd, go lay in the yard
 
Date: 4/24/09 @ 7:11 PM
118
yeah, a brown clown car 
From: kontaz that's [B]MR. BROTHER KONTAZ[/B] to you
 
Date: 4/24/09 @ 11:37 PM
119
Wow. Now that is impressive. Everyone should have to see that before they are allowed to post links to what they think is impressive. 
From: thebritons chooses adventure over fear
 
Date: 4/24/09 @ 11:45 PM
120
that classy chick is going to be my wife someday. 
From: sanka
 
Date: 4/24/09 @ 11:54 PM
121
That ass could double the storage space in my apartment. 
From: PunkPhoenix can't help feeling like he's due...
 
Date: 4/25/09 @ 9:05 PM
122

God bless that woman... 
From: velifer uses the whole chicken
 
Date: 4/26/09 @ 4:23 AM
123
And god save her toilet. 
From: itsnick must find a new host body
 
Date: 4/29/09 @ 8:24 AM
124
hello [18+] 
From: KGBsuperspy puts the ass in assault
 
Date: 4/29/09 @ 9:13 AM
125
http://www.mzberlinsblog.com/wp-content/uploads/2009/04/darberl-022309-window-02 71.jpg [18+] 
From: drax26 is a giant chimp in drag
 
Date: 4/29/09 @ 5:35 PM
126
how is that impressive 
From: gui  LT Smash, Lieutenant LT Smash
 
Date: 4/29/09 @ 5:54 PM
127
Who the hell cares? 
From: drax26 is a giant chimp in drag
 
Date: 4/29/09 @ 6:02 PM
128
no one guido, no one 
From: thebritons chooses adventure over fear
 
Date: 4/29/09 @ 10:47 PM
129
i <3 redheads. i approve of the post. 
From: SwimFan - the internet may save us yet
 
Date: 4/30/09 @ 2:29 AM
130
http://www.boxtheclown.com/letmesee.aspx?Gid=980a6bcc-2214-4fbc-b5f7-887d5176124 f&Iid=05b8363f-8c01-4a0d-8286-a4850ad59b71 [18+] 
From: Crooky is the day that is rued
 
Date: 4/30/09 @ 3:02 AM
131
Woah. 
From: dvrdwn will hammer away at it for as long as it takes.
 
Date: 5/1/09 @ 10:12 AM
132


Bravo

/slow clap 
From: velifer uses the whole chicken
 
Date: 5/2/09 @ 7:47 AM
133
That's nothin,[nsfw=http://tinyurl.com/9vygoh] try this.[/url] 
From: velifer uses the whole chicken
 
Date: 5/2/09 @ 7:50 AM
134
*sigh* 
From: thebritons chooses adventure over fear
 
Date: 5/2/09 @ 7:51 AM
135
http://tinyurl.com/9vygoh [18+] 
From: thebritons chooses adventure over fear
 
Date: 5/2/09 @ 7:51 AM
136
oh fuck. thats impressive and depressing. ruined my morning. 
From: Supernipchick will eat your dick like Kobayashi. AUGHGAUGHAGLAGLUAGHHGA
 
Date: 5/2/09 @ 7:53 AM
137
Scatrick? 
From: Spanky the internet isnt a place for self respect
 
Date: 5/2/09 @ 9:55 AM
138
engi's lost some weight. 
From: El Toro le tomará en sus cuernos
 
Date: 5/2/09 @ 2:12 PM
139
the guy heads down looks a bit like clives 
From: DUGZ pit
 
Date: 5/2/09 @ 5:45 PM
140
fuck you for fixing it 
From: duke of slander 's crotch genie - granting wishes for all the bishes
 
Date: 5/2/09 @ 6:15 PM
141
well shit, i hate clicking on redlinks when i'm drunk. 
From: PaintChips and the internet are no longer friends
 
Date: 5/2/09 @ 6:41 PM
142


/Off smoking a cigarette. 
From: bum loves to click on the red links
 
Date: 5/2/09 @ 11:14 PM
143
http://hektik.org/g2/d/285491-2/botn_thekiss.jpg 
From: screwbacca is gonna take you to the bank, the blood bank
 
Date: 5/3/09 @ 12:47 AM
144
yes 
From: yukido
 
Date: 5/3/09 @ 3:46 AM
145
fukken saved! 
From: Jayzon and ze Argonauts
 
Date: 5/3/09 @ 5:07 AM
146
ChaosEnsues said:

On the porn-girls-we-know subject...

Her name is Saana Siitonen [18+], and she attended the same junior high as me. I acted with her at our 9th grade graduation party. Not porn, though, rather than a bad parody of Titanic. I was Jack, she was Rose.

She quit high school after 1½ years and started stripping at the local titty bar. We once went there with our high school class to check out her show. She was pretty good actually, and everybody enjoyed the show - especially the girls. Shortly after that, she moved to another town to start a career in the porn film industry.

After working two years in the States, she retired at the ripe age of 22 and went back to school. She appeared in about 100 porn movies, and even had one scene with Ron Jeremy. I haven't seen her in years, but a good friend of mine lives in the same town and from him I've heard that she's doing pretty well. She did manage to earn pretty well during her time in porn, and now owns a pretty neat apartment downtown Oulu, Finland.

My girlfriend was actually on the same class as Saana's little sister Lotta, and when they were in junior high, Lotta said that when she grows up, she wants to be like her big sister. Aspirations... :)

If you're interested in her, Google "saana porn". More information about her can also be found here
From: Barking Spider - is this chicken, what I have? Or is it fish?
 
Date: 5/3/09 @ 7:51 AM
147
Was her face that busted back then or have the years taken their toll on her? 
From: Jayzon and ze Argonauts
 
Date: 5/3/09 @ 8:54 AM
148
Barking Spider said:

Was her face that busted back then or have the years taken their toll on her?

Well, her face was always a bit... Umm, unique looking? But she sure has changed from the time when we were in school. She's definitely had a nosejob, and her hair is completely different - when we were on 9th grade, her hair was short, bristly and brownish. I don't remember it very well, but I'm tempted to say that her facial figure looks a bit different too - so I'm pretty sure that she's had plastic surgery more than once. 
From: screwbacca is gonna take you to the bank, the blood bank
 
Date: 5/3/09 @ 10:17 AM
149
creepy 
From: Blue Wolf 63
 
Date: 5/3/09 @ 4:34 PM
(more) 150
She looks like a fucking skeleton.

...Literally. 
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