with an attitude like that i bet you can gets a lot. 

and i bet you can take it 

Oh gees...new page. I already forgot what we were talking about... 

YOUR SEX LIFE 

Hmm...yeah...about that....

LOOK BOOBIES!!

http://4gifs.com/gallery/d/50700-2/Basketball_boobs.gif [18+] 

those arent boobs. theyre balloons filled with liquid plastic. 

i wish you could have seen my face for that gif. 

did it look something like this? 

http://i957.photobucket.com/albums/ae59/LFrisbee/7491.jpg 

Better boobies?

http://4gifs.com/gallery/d/69737-3/Natasha_POVperv8.gif [18+] 

Hmmmm.....her right one seem to have a higher frequency. 

acker you're pretty rad. on the east coast there's no way you would be single. those west coast heathens don't know what's good for em :) 

LOL I'm in Ontario, Canada. Does that make sense now? 

hm...im close to ontario.... 

Ontario is a big province, my friend. 

still, im close to ontario. didnt say i was close to you. 

And I was just educating you about the size of the province. 

canadian??? ew ew ew!

and i masturbated to you!

/scrubs penis

... hey, alright

 

Ha ha now you will always smell the maple syrup!!! 

maple syrup? is that what you young Canadian chicks are calling it now? 

Yeah, and when it hardens, it turns into those maple sugar candies.

[insert sugar bush joke here] 

Careful. A yeast infection will put a damper on your swingin' good times. 

Meh. Monistat the shit out of it and it'll be ready to go in no time. 

hm outdoorsy! 

Tickle tickle!!

http://4gifs.com/gallery/d/42291-2/TittyfuckBJlion.gif [18+] 

My wife took some kind of herb when she was breast feeding to increase milk production. It made her urine smell exactly like maple syrup. To this day, every time I smell maple syrup, I think urine. I do not eat maple syrup anymore. She ruined it for me. 

What do you pour on your waffles? 

and you smell her urine because....? 

scubaduba said:

My wife took some kind of herb when she was breast feeding to increase milk production. It made her urine smell exactly like maple syrup. To this day, every time I smell maple syrup, I think urine. I do not eat maple syrup anymore. She ruined it for me.

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Maple_syrup_urine_disease 

http://4gifs.com/gallery/d/42291-2/TittyfuckBJlion.gif

reminds me of the first porn i ever saw
it was on beta.
true story. 

Ahh betamax. Way better quality than VHS ever was. 

not really
the bushes were un-fucking-ruly 

Actually, now with HD, you can see lots of stuff you shouldn't be seeing, no? 

i prefer live porn via friends' webcams. 

Thank god I don't own a web cam. I don't need the temptation. 

and an amazon wish list 

I used to have "Family Business" on my wishlist. Then my brother saw it and asked about that. Now I just have Wii games. 

become a camwhore! 

there's a courage wolf or whatever in there somewhere 

Invisible girlfriend thread is penetrating our brains. 

i'll penetrate your brai...

wait, what? 

remember the guy who posted the video of him swallowing a little bit of string or thread or dental floss or whatever the fuck every day for like a week until he took a shit and the string was coming out of his butt but it was still going in his mouth so it was like a big long continuous string through his body?

okay, i guess that's not really porn. 

acker said:

Tickle tickle!!

http://4gifs.com/gallery/d/42291-2/TittyfuckBJlion.gif [18+]

ack just bumped me out of my own top 3 

otomotonx said:

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Maple_syrup_urine_disease

Fenugreek. Makes sweat and urine smell like maple syrup. 

wikipedia is not a reliable resource anymore 

This is pretty hot too:

http://4gifs.com/gallery/d/42154-2/MaryAnneAssWorship8.gif [18+] 

the rub over but not go in is a personal fave 

these are some of my favorite gifs... no wait 

There's links to the movies, but I don't trust those sites to download without spyware being involved. 

extremly sexy and senusal (IMHO)
http://6.media.tumblr.com/aCiSfeWuxkdpdbiaCrUbWaPuo1_500.jpg [18+]