From: bum loves to click on the red links
 
Date: 4/13/09 @ 9:53 PM
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We have funny porn, porn that crosses the line, and threads dedicated to female body parts. What about porn that is just impressive and doesn't fall into those categories. Post them here.

http://iheartchaos.com/sites/default/files/Z6OcuYW4bctxuwngQCl9z1za_500.jpg [18+] 
From: Loreo 's holding those Oreos only though
 
Date: 4/13/09 @ 9:54 PM
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You horny bastard. 
From: JDH annan [Mayor]
 
Date: 4/13/09 @ 9:54 PM
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maybe he has a 2" peenor 
From: The Gunfish is gonna let you finish, but Beyonce had the best video of all time
 
Date: 4/13/09 @ 9:55 PM
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I've seen the video.. he won't be hitting any home runs with it... 
From: egojab or as Coach Z would call him, egojarb!
 
Date: 4/13/09 @ 10:10 PM
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I'd hate to see the guy who could... 
From: bum loves to click on the red links
 
Date: 4/13/09 @ 10:11 PM
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http://flexible-sex.com/wp-content/uploads/2006/12/sex-nude-flexible-girl-mastur bation.jpg [18+] 
From: airdrummer wants his MILF and cookies
 
Date: 4/14/09 @ 1:55 AM
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I think we've all seen many BJ's,
but unless you have experienced enough to know what technique you enjoy the most,
you need to keep searching...or you need to start stretching.
I personally enjoy what this fine lady has to offer...no, I did not mark this NSFW. sorry.
 
From: Crooky is the day that is rued
 
Date: 4/14/09 @ 2:14 AM
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I wish my wife could handle my warhammer better. She has trouble with it. 
From: threephin - charisma is my dump stat
 
Date: 4/14/09 @ 2:19 AM
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/watched 
From: airdrummer wants his MILF and cookies
 
Date: 4/14/09 @ 2:21 AM
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my wife won't go there. but in return, she jacks me off better than I could ever do myself. 
From: Crooky is the day that is rued
 
Date: 4/14/09 @ 2:27 AM
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she jacks me off better than I could ever do myself.

You mean... to completion? I'm jealous. 
From: tamANYWHOREodd has needed a new tagline for a while
 
Date: 4/14/09 @ 2:33 AM
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i'm pretty sure its the deepthroat coupled with the subtle ball-lick that has me most impressed. 
From: airdrummer wants his MILF and cookies
 
Date: 4/14/09 @ 2:44 AM
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Crooky said:

You mean... to completion? I'm jealous.
i actually take solace in the fact that I know many
would be envious of her talent. It makes up for the lack of oral. We all have our pros and cons. 
From: Clarenceo - crushed by a runaway semi, driven by the Incredible Hulk
 
Date: 4/14/09 @ 3:24 AM
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Whaaaat?

Bad oral is still better than any super jack out there. Unless it hurts. 
From: micros101 - Arsenal Nil
 
Date: 4/14/09 @ 3:31 AM
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but bad oral usually involves teeth which no amount of lube can help, so a superjack can be better. 
From: Clarenceo - crushed by a runaway semi, driven by the Incredible Hulk
 
Date: 4/14/09 @ 3:37 AM
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Teeth are pretty rare in my experiences. Besides the one or two scrapes.

Anyway, I wouldn't marry a girl if she didn't do it. 
From: Crooky is the day that is rued
 
Date: 4/14/09 @ 3:41 AM
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Anyway, I wouldn't marry a girl if she didn't do it.

That's the thing! There's nothing in the marriage license that guarantees BJs - or sex for that matter. Beware!!!! 
From: Clarenceo - crushed by a runaway semi, driven by the Incredible Hulk
 
Date: 4/14/09 @ 4:15 AM
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oh suck. as soon as you get married they can just stop if they want! 
From: tamANYWHOREodd has needed a new tagline for a while
 
Date: 4/14/09 @ 4:16 AM
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sounds like the answer here is to just not get married. more porn please. 
From: Yyz - I like less than half of you half as well as you deserve
 
Date: 4/14/09 @ 6:31 AM
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Clarenceo said:

oh suck You know... as soon as you get married they can just stop if they want!


Wedding cake. It's like blow job kryptonite. 
From: OverByte manipulates metal
 
Date: 4/14/09 @ 6:34 AM
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tamANYWHOREodd said:

sounds like the answer here is to just not get married. more porn please.


Yeah....someone with common sense. 
From: thebritons chooses adventure over fear
 
Date: 4/14/09 @ 10:55 AM
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now this- this is a thread. 
From: thebritons chooses adventure over fear
 
Date: 4/14/09 @ 10:57 AM
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im in class now so i cant get the link- but i feel like everyone needs to try the bring the porn firefox addon. its like stumble upon. way more gratifying. 
From: so it goes and you're the only one who knows
 
Date: 4/14/09 @ 11:12 AM
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http://www.uselessjunk.com/article_full.php?id=18824 [18+]

The impressive part is this guy's cock didn't get mutilated. 
From: airdrummer wants his MILF and cookies
 
Date: 4/14/09 @ 11:41 AM
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Clarenceo said:

Whaaaat?

Bad oral is still better than any super jack out there. Unless it hurts.


you are wrong young jedi. 
From: Iulus Cofield actively seeks dysfunctional relationships
 
Date: 4/14/09 @ 12:17 PM
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so it goes said:

http://www.uselessjunk.com/article_full.php?id=18824 [18+]

The impressive part is this guy's cock didn't get mutilated.


What she about to do? It looked like she was trying to let out a log. 
From: Clarenceo - crushed by a runaway semi, driven by the Incredible Hulk
 
Date: 4/14/09 @ 6:55 PM
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you are wrong young jedi.


No I'm not. You just don't know because your wife hates the taste of your pepe. 
From: Minion Chaos
 
Date: 4/14/09 @ 7:05 PM
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What she about to do? It looked like she was trying to let out a log.


Water sports.

They were going to play water polo. 
From: airdrummer wants his MILF and cookies
 
Date: 4/14/09 @ 7:07 PM
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you're right...she just doesn't care for it much. Its something I deal with all the time. But I can work with. Thats whats called being a man, son. I've spent a lot of time coming to terms with it.
I'ts all gooood. Its just about growing up and not basing my future on a fucking blow job. I mean really...why would I base everything I have grown with her on something so...
so FUCKING GOOD!! WHY THE FUCK CAN'T SHE FUCKING GET IT THROUGH HER FUCKING HEAD THAT I HAVE NEEDS JUST LIKE HER!!! FUCK THAT SHIT!!!
WHAT I GO DOWN ON HER...BUT NOOOO...YOU'RE TOO BIG...IT HURTS!! I CAN'T BREATHE!
FUCK YOU BITCH! 
From: Clarenceo - crushed by a runaway semi, driven by the Incredible Hulk
 
Date: 4/14/09 @ 7:08 PM
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haha 
From: thebritons chooses adventure over fear
 
Date: 4/14/09 @ 7:16 PM
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thebritons said:

im in class now so i cant get the link- but i feel like everyone needs to try the bring the porn firefox addon. its like stumble upon. way more gratifying.

http://www.bringtheporn.com/
its fantastic. takes two minutes to set up with preferences. lots of preferences. 
From: s p i n c e doesn't care at all how she looks
 
Date: 4/14/09 @ 7:58 PM
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http://www.tube8.com/lesbian/spin-the-bottle/43209/

Never have I seen such a better scene. The direction is fantastic and they honestly genuinely seem to be enjoying themselves and unaware of the camera. 
From: thebritons chooses adventure over fear
 
Date: 4/14/09 @ 8:20 PM
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Glorious
http://www.tube8.com/teen/kasia-blue-dildo/21104/

Not sure why but i like this one. bad lighting. bad actors, but good video.
http://www.pornhub.com/view_video.php?viewkey=66db23227ab287b1eea1 
From: Clarenceo - crushed by a runaway semi, driven by the Incredible Hulk
 
Date: 4/15/09 @ 12:47 AM
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si.

Not sure why but i like this one. bad lighting. bad actors, but good video.
http://www.pornhub.com/view_video.php?viewkey=66db23227ab287b1eea1


blehk. I don't like it when dirty people have sex. 
From: russ2022 - The Definitive West Coast Spoiler
 
Date: 4/15/09 @ 1:25 AM
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thebritons said:

http://www.bringtheporn.com/
its fantastic. takes two minutes to set up with preferences. lots of preferences.


This is the exact reason I read fazed. 
From: Crooky is the day that is rued
 
Date: 4/15/09 @ 1:31 AM
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This is the exact reason I read fazed.

I also discovered askjolene.com through this site. 
From: Spanky the internet isnt a place for self respect
 
Date: 4/15/09 @ 2:17 AM
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spince said:

http://www.tube8.com/lesbian/spin-the-bottle/43209/

Never have I seen such a better scene. The direction is fantastic and they honestly genuinely seem to be enjoying themselves and unaware of the camera.

Dude, that was really good. Thanks for sharing, bro.

I'm gonna go be by myself for a moment for personal introspection. 
From: yukido
 
Date: 4/15/09 @ 11:50 AM
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hell yes.

one of the very few videos I actually downloaded off one of the porn tube sites. 
From: bum loves to click on the red links
 
Date: 4/15/09 @ 8:18 PM
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http://j.photos.cx/thpin-02e.gif [18+] 
From: Minimal the Minximal
 
Date: 4/15/09 @ 8:22 PM
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/watched 
From: GhostKitty - Phenomenally. Phenomenal kitty, that's me.
 
Date: 4/15/09 @ 8:33 PM
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/watched 
From: Elite1484 has no problem chowing down some friend mushrooms
 
Date: 4/15/09 @ 8:40 PM
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Can't stop watching... can't stop laughing. 
From: russ2022 - The Definitive West Coast Spoiler
 
Date: 4/15/09 @ 10:16 PM
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url says it all.

http://www.xvideos.com/video13215/super_busty_girl_masturbating_huge_tits [18+] 
From: RandallFlagg wants to show you something shiny, shimmering, and splendid
 
Date: 4/15/09 @ 10:22 PM
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So this is like a Porn Olympics? 
From: bum loves to click on the red links
 
Date: 4/15/09 @ 10:27 PM
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http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v224/CobraVerde13/twist.jpg?t=1239598150 
From: RJurden should be locked
 
Date: 4/15/09 @ 10:28 PM
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That's gross 
From: b stabby is under-rated godawful terrible gloriousness
 
Date: 4/15/09 @ 11:34 PM
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watching girls masturbate is pretty cool 
From: Avius - she was only a whiskey maker, but he loved her still
 
Date: 4/15/09 @ 11:45 PM
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Taht is very impressive. 
From: blueNICKman will win, and will lose, and was born to sing the blues
 
Date: 4/15/09 @ 11:50 PM
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This thread was made for DRPERV666, wasn't it? 
From: b stabby is under-rated godawful terrible gloriousness
 
Date: 4/15/09 @ 11:51 PM
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shhhh!!! he'll fuck it up 
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