Fuck them both. They look like the types that would totally go for that if you offered them some celery with peanut butter and then drove them to Air and Space Museum afterwards to steal strollers from parents while they're putting their children in the mini airplane rides for pictures and then sell the strollers at the pawn shop down the street in exchange for some old VHS tapes.

It's in the eyes. 

I like this kid's willingness to share. 

I just wanted to imply she looks hefty. 

Ransome said:

I just wanted to imply she looks hefty.

Hey- to the -o.

She looks great to me, personally. 

the fingernails tell you she gives great head. 

more pics, please. 

nopix4u. :P 

i'm almost done though... 

i meant of you and her together.
or just you. 

the one on the right needs more calcium. 

How can you tell? 

the hair
and translucent skin 

Did the one on the right go to the salon ask for the Belatrix Lestrange? 

Guhnmystro.

It might be best to crop out the innocent when sharing pictures of you and your exes and their friends.

(see also Hammy Wynette) 

GG:

shut the fuck up, you fucking killjoy. 

medi is suffering from the effects of roid rage. or the typcial sand-in-vagina-ism. but this is the internet, so... GAME ON! 

KILL JOY 

hax knows the score. 

If it's written on your dick, he sure does. 

hey DP, why don't you go suck off slap face.

trying to take away pics of the hottest girl we've seen lately... 

Oh man, Im so sorry for your eyes, hax. 

hey dp!
send us pics of the college girl!!! 

Why can't relationships just be all sunshine and rainbows? 

if they were, you wouldn't notice. 

most of 'em are until you join in. 

whoops, I owe you a coke! 

i wasn't being mean at all...
you can't see the peaks without the valleys 

Why can't relationships just be all sunshine and rainbows?

Well when they are based on the theft of someone's nutsacks and mom has seen his boinker...you are just asking for cloudy days. 

What he's saying is boobs look bigger when a woman doesn't have a gut. 

i wasn't being mean at all...
you can't see the peaks without the valleys

otherwise, when I get up to a peak, all I can see is a sea of valleys. 

true that 

you are one miserable cunt when you're not getting laid. 

medi's been peeking at my cracks 

haxorMAX said:

hey DP, why don't you go suck off slap face.

trying to take away pics of the hottest girl we've seen lately...

I'm not for taking away any pics of anyone. You should know that. So long as they're not posted by purple. But I just couldn't help myself from taking a jab at medi.

And to medi, I feel guilty posting pictures of this one since I'm not overly fond of her. I feel that I'd be then posting them with ill intent. 

just so you know
i have hand-dated each and every one of your profile photos. 

hey medi ^5 for staying true to no alias.... FOR NOW 

Now I'm curious if that was an f5 or intentional. I don't know if I should be disappointed or flattered. 

lol 

Well.. I'm stressed the fuck out right now......
I really don't know how to handle dating someone that will not communicate with me on a regular basis.
It's really hard dating someone that won't tell you what the hells going on and then just blows up when something sets them off. 

Oh, no, still the communication problem? 

Stop dating dynamite. Clearly it can't respond to you, it has no mouth, or vocal cords. 

hey medi ^5 for staying true to no alias.... FOR NOW

what?

i've never had an alias, brother man.

shit, even my tagline is the same as it's always been. 

At least we know he's not gay. 

Pink:

Are you living with this dude? If so, I suggest couples therapy. It really works. 

Yes, it's still the communication thing.
For example:
We went to a Halloween work party Friday night.. and instead of telling me that he didn't want to go, he was just an ASS and completely a-social. We ended up leaving without saying bye to anyone....went home, got into a fight, and I went out with my girlfriends and left him at home.
This was AFTER I bought him a fucking $40 Halloween costume and I didn't even get a damn THANK you! 

Personally I wouldn't date a guy like that. 

haha he was hoping that not buying a costume would mean he wouldnt have to go. 

What was the costume you bought him? 

pics of you two in the costumes! 

I'm just severely stressed the hell out right now...and this is just adding to it.
To answer you before Volsh, yah, we live together.