Just the tip.
Just for a second.
Just to see how it feels.
Just for a second.
Just to see how it feels.
HUUUNNNHHHH A SECOND WAS ALL I NEEDED
ungh
Go get me a towel
/readies rape whistle
The second one was SO close to 1000 pages.
Why would you do this? JUST 5 MORE PAGES
Why would you do this? JUST 5 MORE PAGES
OH GOD READY FOR ROUND 2 HUUUUUUNNNNHHHH
Oh man
bub that better not stain the carpet
bub that better not stain the carpet
I updated this thread with a more appropriate title.
What are the odds of me dying before this one hits a thousand pages ?
Spanky, I think I love you.
Man oh man.
I thought I nailed the title.
How wrong I was.
I thought I nailed the title.
How wrong I was.
Spanky, I think I love you.
So what am I so afraid of?
Nice titty-le.
So what am I so afraid of?
I'm afraid that I'm not sure of
wittyusername said:
I'm afraid that I'm not sure of
I'm afraid that I'm not sure of
a love that there's no cure for.
a love there is no cure for
fuck
comon
fuck
comon
WAY TO TAKE MY LINE WITTYUSERNAME
more like shittyusername, AMIRITE
more like shittyusername, AMIRITE
way to ruin the moment, Mr. I-ruined-your-moment!
Dude, I was quoting the lyrics from the live version.
Asshole.
Asshole.
masterblaster said:
a love there is no cure for
fuck
comon
a love there is no cure for
fuck
comon
COME
ON
two words, dude. come on.
NOW YOU TOOK HAX'S LINE
when will the insanity stop
when will the insanity stop
that post is in the appropriate thread
F5'D!
GOD DAMMIT WUN
get the hell out of here!
GOD DAMMIT WUN
get the hell out of here!
when will the insanity stop
lol, i just realized what thread i'm in.... the insanity will NEVER stop,
it's just different flavors of crazy
You guys stop picking on my wittykins!
they'd never pick me, i'm their favorite booger
i dont think this is a legal thread yet.....
the other one isnt at 1000
the other one isnt at 1000
This is the ugly, desperate thread that will be waiting for us when the other thread dumps us.
oh shit it's the cops
/runs
/runs
The title of this thread is pure brilliance.
Count me in!
HEEEEEEEEYYYY I THINK I LOVE YOU
dangit.
i was going to open this thread in style.
i was going to open this thread in style.
ladyalthea said:
i dont think this is a legal thread yet.....
the other one isnt at 1000
i dont think this is a legal thread yet.....
the other one isnt at 1000
Hahahaha. Legal thread.
Yeah, ladya, you should definitely lock this one up.
Fuck masterblaster.
Fuck masterblaster.
HIT THE ALARM THIS THREAD IS ILLEGAL
YOUR A SEAGULL
I WANT SOME TAQUITOS
I dodged a bullet the other night, thanks to too much alcohol.
This friendly, fairly attractive coworker had invited me out to drink with some of her friends last weekend,
and we had a great time.
She invited me out again Saturday night, and I met up with her again, and an entirely new group of friends.
She's being very touchy-feely, showing me her "boobie shirt" (pretty generous cleavage hidden under her jacket... I was surprised),
asking if I can drive her to the after-party, stuff like that.
So far, so good, I'm thinking.
The bullet dodging came when she drunkenly spilled the beans, that she's legally married,
separated, and doing her best to "get back at [her] ex" (who, it turns out, is a cop), by sleeping with a lot of guys.
I'm pretty sure I was expected to be her next notch in Operation PissOfftheGuywithaGun,
so who knows, maybe I dodged more than one bullet.
Perhaps I'm reading too much into it all; maybe she's just a really affectionate girl. When she's drunk.
Anyway, there, a somewhat topical story to start the new thread off with abang whimper.
This friendly, fairly attractive coworker had invited me out to drink with some of her friends last weekend,
and we had a great time.
She invited me out again Saturday night, and I met up with her again, and an entirely new group of friends.
She's being very touchy-feely, showing me her "boobie shirt" (pretty generous cleavage hidden under her jacket... I was surprised),
asking if I can drive her to the after-party, stuff like that.
So far, so good, I'm thinking.
The bullet dodging came when she drunkenly spilled the beans, that she's legally married,
separated, and doing her best to "get back at [her] ex" (who, it turns out, is a cop), by sleeping with a lot of guys.
I'm pretty sure I was expected to be her next notch in Operation PissOfftheGuywithaGun,
so who knows, maybe I dodged more than one bullet.
Perhaps I'm reading too much into it all; maybe she's just a really affectionate girl. When she's drunk.
Anyway, there, a somewhat topical story to start the new thread off with a
THAT DIDNT EVEN RHYMO
I WANT SOME TAQUITOS
I love you
From: duke of slander 's crotch genie - granting wishes for all the bishes
Date: 2/23/09 @ 6:14 PM
44
witty, you did the opposite of what you should have done there.
duke of slander said:
witty, you did the opposite of what you should have done there.
witty, you did the opposite of what you should have done there.
she wound up vomiting in a plastic bag on the way to her friends house where we were "after-partying",
passed out in his bed, and vommed again all over his comforter....
no thanks =)
mmm vommy drunken sex.... always a winner
From: duke of slander 's crotch genie - granting wishes for all the bishes
Date: 2/23/09 @ 6:17 PM
47
.....and you didn't do her?
COME ON MAN!!!!
COME ON MAN!!!!
YOUR A SEAGULL
From: rachelrose is my newt
Date: 2/23/09 @ 7:12 PM
40
I WANT SOME TAQUITOS
From: wittyusername
Date: 2/23/09 @ 7:13 PM
41
I dodged a bullet the other night, thanks to too much alcohol.
This friendly, fairly attractive coworker had invited me out to drink with some of her friends last weekend,
and we had a great time.
She invited me out again Saturday night, and I met up with her again, and an entirely new group of friends.
She's being very touchy-feely, showing me her "boobie shirt" (pretty generous cleavage hidden under her jacket... I was surprised),
asking if I can drive her to the after-party, stuff like that.
So far, so good, I'm thinking.
The bullet dodging came when she drunkenly spilled the beans, that she's legally married,
separated, and doing her best to "get back at [her] ex" (who, it turns out, is a cop), by sleeping with a lot of guys.
I'm pretty sure I was expected to be her next notch in Operation PissOfftheGuywithaGun,
so who knows, maybe I dodged more than one bullet.
Perhaps I'm reading too much into it all; maybe she's just a really affectionate girl. When she's drunk.
Anyway, there, a somewhat topical story to start the new thread off with a bang whimper.
From: idsaluteyou bub thinks you're hitty
Date: 2/23/09 @ 7:13 PM
42
THAT DIDNT EVEN RHYMO
From: bashturn rises from the ashes like a Tucson
Date: 2/23/09 @ 7:13 PM
43
I WANT SOME TAQUITOS
I love you
From: duke of slander longs to sniff sallem's
From: rachelrose is my newt
Date: 2/23/09 @ 7:12 PM
40
I WANT SOME TAQUITOS
From: wittyusername
Date: 2/23/09 @ 7:13 PM
41
I dodged a bullet the other night, thanks to too much alcohol.
This friendly, fairly attractive coworker had invited me out to drink with some of her friends last weekend,
and we had a great time.
She invited me out again Saturday night, and I met up with her again, and an entirely new group of friends.
She's being very touchy-feely, showing me her "boobie shirt" (pretty generous cleavage hidden under her jacket... I was surprised),
asking if I can drive her to the after-party, stuff like that.
So far, so good, I'm thinking.
The bullet dodging came when she drunkenly spilled the beans, that she's legally married,
separated, and doing her best to "get back at [her] ex" (who, it turns out, is a cop), by sleeping with a lot of guys.
I'm pretty sure I was expected to be her next notch in Operation PissOfftheGuywithaGun,
so who knows, maybe I dodged more than one bullet.
Perhaps I'm reading too much into it all; maybe she's just a really affectionate girl. When she's drunk.
Anyway, there, a somewhat topical story to start the new thread off with a bang whimper.
From: idsaluteyou bub thinks you're hitty
Date: 2/23/09 @ 7:13 PM
42
THAT DIDNT EVEN RHYMO
From: bashturn rises from the ashes like a Tucson
Date: 2/23/09 @ 7:13 PM
43
I WANT SOME TAQUITOS
I love you
From: duke of slander longs to sniff sallem's
sniff sallem's what????
WE MUST KNOW
WE MUST KNOW
From: duke of slander 's crotch genie - granting wishes for all the bishes
Date: 2/23/09 @ 6:19 PM
(more) 50
it's a mystery.
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