i assumed it was some sort of obscure sland 

sland = slang

...i'm not sure if that's ironic or not 

i think "flued" sounds like a nice word. if only it meant something.
i often think of rachel as "crumpticulous"
but it means as little to me as it does to her.
yet my heartything skips a wotsit 

that's a very cummings post, dil.

and, unrelated:
just had a smokin' hot swiss chick as the last customer of the day.
she was really, really gorgeous.
i had a little crush. 

midge, i think i'd die of deliciousness if you recorded i like my body 

and, unrelated:
just had a smokin' hot swiss chick as the last customer of the day.
she was really, really gorgeous.
i had a little crush.

scuse me i have to pop to the bog for a min 

that's a very cummings post, dil.

i'm reasonably well read. despite my brutish appearance.

i always wanted glasses so folk didn't dismiss me as a thug. unfortunately, i have really good eyeballs. 

Good evening people. 

ouch. snatch. you look like your near lie-say-stir. you poor fucker. 

lo snatch

keeping well 

Weel, I am off to my kip.

Goodnight from an (almost) older Midge! 

you look like your near lie-say-stir. you poor fucker

I've no idea what that means :)

Alright Meaty, yup, I'm doin' good.
Thought I'd break in the new thread with a post or two. How's thing's over in Oxford? 

night midge

and have a good birthday mate :D

raising special brew can to yo unow 

evening all :)

page 1 3 etc 

leicester, you knob.
no offense :) 

lo

hope all is weel in camp herb 

all is good thanks mate

good to see you with a smile dude :) 

Haha, it all suddenly makes complete sense.
I used to be, I'm living in London nowadays.
Trying to fight through all the pretentious corporate puppets in pinstriped suits on a daily basis. 

whereabouts?
i lived in london. in poverty. for four years. just after the crimean war. was a bit shite. 

What are you doing down there snatch? 

good to see you with a smile dude :)

im back to being me again :) 

Good man :)

you on a late one tonight? 

I was living in Beckton over the east end but I'm 'hopefully' moving to the Canada Water area to be a bit more central.
I've had fun so far since I've been here, the odd one or two dodgy encounters with local chavs but nothing too serious.

What are you doing down there snatch?

I am studying to become an Architect :) 

Nice :)

Military thread hilarity :D 

Good man :)

you on a late one tonight?

still off

back tomorrow night

just finishing getting good and pissed

you doing well tonight ? 

or tonight i mean

forgot its sat now 

still off

go on. ask me when i'm back to work. 

/bites

go on then, when are you back?

Im good ta meaty, just having a few beers 

oh..now that you ask...let me think...
30th of june 

I've just had 10 days off i nGreece, and Im having another 2 weeksish in October - can't wait 

so you can make the meat then 

you didn't happen to see a surgeon with a pierced navel and a blue eyed baby, did you?

i keed of course. 

Baby Forest shirt on, not much hair

Now that you mention it... 

omg! 

i just ended up sending her an email. just a" hello (have you born my child?)" rather than a drunken "i fuckin' love you i doo". though to be fair to me, i am very slightly drunk. 

http://www.eastenders-west.com/Content/News/images_news/SM7255.jpg

? 

Just now? Not heard back yet then?

Take the time to do the things you love as a single man - get drunk, go out, watch the football. In 10 mins you could be a Da!

:D 

well, it's been a pleasure - off for my beddy byes. night night, fellow britfazers. 

night dawg 

night 

herbalised said:

http://www.eastenders-west.com/Content/News/images_news/SM7255.jpg

?

looks nothing like me.
the wee lass of course. 

i shit in the sea. i just took a couple of pictures of mesen out of interest. to see how my self image and my external image shaped up.
and, while i think i look like a young dirk bogarde or peter o'toole, in fact i look like phil mitchell after a particularly rough night of drinking and being it in the mush with spanners.
/sigh/ 

FDP! 

er..no.
take it from me, i'm an ugly fucker. 

we told you so ;) 

:(
hey! i have a fragile ego. it only responds to positive shite, you know.
tell me i'm really really rally good looking. like zoolander.
/shoots "blue steel" across the internets/ 

I guess its just you and me, baby. 

you are the best thing ever mr lisbon

you give me a semi just thinking about you

no not a semi a WOODY

zoolander is but a pale copy 

you mean that, you hunk-a-hunk-a-man you? 

im on the edge of proper pished

justr had to type this 2 times cos the first tiem i wernt looking at the screen

had not clicked the post box thing

was just typing fuck all

pfft

by now the puters should just know what we want to post and do it for us