we did it

welcome one and all to our new home

and happy birthday modge you old fart you :D 

Cheers Meaty!

Home sweet home,

Get the kettle on! 

Take it to the British thread! 

good god. that was silly!!! 

awwww... 

we were just having some fun with the guys we can't buy a round at the pub for... 

it's called 'dry humor'

it's really hard to fuck with 

ladyalthea said:

Another lovely thread takes the piss..

did i say that right? takes the piss?

<3

We'd maybe say "kicks the bucket", if I could find mah bucket, that is.

LadyA - would you be able to make a post in the old thread directing folk to this one? 

I would like to greet our new thread, with the following items:

http://i91.photobucket.com/albums/k307/dawguk/r__kelly_manq__3_2.jpg

and ...

http://i91.photobucket.com/albums/k307/dawguk/MattDamon.jpg 

Thanks.

How odd is it seeing just "The Britsh Thread" and no "page 1 2 3" etc? 

thank you lady and thank you fake brit thread starters :)

good try

ransom better get a seat quick 

How odd is it seeing just "The Britsh Thread" and no "page 1 2 3" etc?

i know

its gone all short 

it was all in good sport eh?
i wish i could make it out this year
damn job 

We'll have to wait until someone becomes a multi-millionaire and funds the Fazed Global Meat. 

we were just having some fun with the guys we can't buy a round at the pub for...

it's called 'dry humor'

it's really hard to fuck with

it was expected and planned for

<3 

midge mckay said:

LadyA - would you be able to make a post in the old thread directing folk to this one?

Thank you :D 

anytime. 

i want ladyA to talk into my ear

sexy stuff tho

not like 'i want you to take the rubbish down'

:D 

ey-up. that wain't the best game ever, but right exciting. i was talking to a spanish bloke on my left and an italian fella to my right and swearing in turkish the whole way through. 

Reminds me of the joke about the guy who saw an advert for a phoneline titled "Real housewife - hear me moan."

Phones up the number, wee old woman comes on the line - "My husband, he does nothing all day, never tidies, and will he fix that flippin' loose doorhandle? No, never mind the shelf either. All that time watching telly, right waste of space, won't do the hoovering..." 

if fazed gets any faster ill just chuck it on rss and watch the bar all the time

its flying this past few days 

From this day forth i shall call myself a Brit. 

get in here then

ransoms not about so you can have his seat

btw, we have our first ignore 

i was going to backread the last one last week. im glad i just waited out for a new one. 

i just gave the septics a scouse accent. was it convincing? 

that was funny

i thought it was your proper one :) 

You guys are lucky I wasn't by a computer...mine would have stuck. 

btw, we have our first ignore

He's prolly Irish or French. 

french for certain

dirty fuckers 

first page, etc. etc. 

Looking forward to some 2nd page goodness. 

rachelrose said:

first page, etc. etc.

thats why im here. 

i was sposed to walk the dog ages ago

fazed has had me captivated for hours 

I'd planned on being in my kip by now, but had to wait for the new thread :) 

dawg uk said:

i just gave the septics a scouse accent. was it convincing?

i just came on here to say...fuck i didn't know you were a scouser dawg.
i left one.
i sound argentinian. and my voice seems to have gone up an octave. usually goes the other way when i speak spanish. but i've just spent about an hour and a half talking italian. so that's maybe why i sound like an argie. malvinas! 

And what's this shit about replacing me?
I'm one of a kind, I'll toss all yer yarbles. 

who are you, again? 

lol dave
love you 

That hurts man but after last night I understand.
Denial is a terrible beast. 

rachelrose said:

lol dave
love you

truly? 

truly, truly. 

jolly good.

backatcha! 

Dude, say you'll come to her seder.
She'll be like Oh Manishevitiz! 

come on dave read the list

dont let them get away with aloominum 

what should i say? 

the list :)

Waterbottle
Waffle
Aluminum
Straw
ARRRR
Cockadoodledoo
Onimonepia (sp?)
Zephyr
Meloncholy
Nihilistic
Bush is fantastic president
America! Fuck Ya

dawg you sound like someone form here 

i was born in surrey, and brought up in slough. so i'm more southern than i am northern. 

to be honest, i'm much more comfortable speaking other languages than english on these sort of things. i don't tend to worry about what i'm saying, just concentrate on it being correct.
mind you, i get thrown easily. ask me summat in a language i'm supposed to speak, and i'm not expecting it, i'm flumoxed.
still, i don't have much to say in english on the phone.

should i return the favour, rr. i'm vaguely sober. don't have much to say though. only sweet nothings. which i'm sure you hear all the time. 

i just saw plodder

/swoon 

are you getting shy on us mr lisbon