I had a dream that a young Bill Gates and Steve Jobs were playing water polo.

No joke.

Bill Gates was showy and had red hair. Steve Jobs had a stern face and was quietly winning. But Gates was having more fun and the crowd liked him.

God I'm a geek. 

That I had Falkor as a pet 

Okay, somebody help me, because I just had the most fucked up dream in the world last night.

I work at Disney World. So, there I was, doing my thing, watching the fireworks at the end of the night, and all of a sudden I see Leonard Nimoy and some guy getting in a fight. They are screaming at each other, and Nimoy starts talking about Artificial Intelligence, and how it's been here all along, and how he controls it, and blah blah blah.

All of a sudden, nuclear missles are launching everywhere and blowing everything up. Nimoy's in the middle of it all, laughing at us, as it's his own plan. Piece by piece, the world is torn to shreds. But I, and a few others, have survived. And we are now slaves at Disney World, still doing our old jobs, but the resort is now under Nimoy's control. We are his personal slaves.

Most fucked up thing I've ever dreamed. 

But I, and a few others, have survived. And we are now slaves at Disney World, still doing our old jobs,

But did the lines get any shorter? 

Hahahahahahahahahaaaa of course not. 

nothing
I haven't slept in a few days.
But such is experimentation. 

I came to this thread too late. I remember waking up this morning thinking "that was pretty damn cool", but it's floated away from me now. I usually have pretty interesting dreams. 

I had a dream that I was Hugh Hefner.
One word.
Nirvana 

I have a good dream story: For a while I kept having this recurring dream where I was geting arrested. Night after night. Then a few weeks ago I slid on some ice, knocked the steering out of my car, and got a ride to work from a cop, I had to ride in the back seat and he had to let me out once we got to work.

I had my work bag full of soup as I was going skiing that day as well. I was a bit paranoid, but the dreams have stopped since then. 

I dreamt I was in a cavernous, very creepy public restroom with leaks everywhere, and when I stepped up to a urinal the leaks would start gushing in directed streams towards where I was standing. So I never got to pee.
Then I started noticing these strange plants on the wall - looked like exotic rain forest stuff... creeped me out, for some reason. I was standing in front of a sink when all of the sudden one of these plants just exploded out of the wall and enveloped the entire room. Frightened me enough to wake me up.

Turns out I go the plant design from this weird mermaid tapestry hanging next to the bed in my girlfriends room. 

I dreamt something then I dreamt that I told someone about that dream. like standing between two perfectly centered mirrors 

I dreamt I was a contestant on the Apprentice 

The night before last, I dreamt I was working the night shift and we closed the store but people kept coming in anyways. I have that dream every so often. 

I dreamt that my boyfriend's roommate was a serial killer and he was trying to kill us it was awful 

I was walking across a frozen lake and I was freezing to death. I woke up with my fan on and the covers off. 

I had a wonderful dream about bondage. 

I had a wonderful dream about bondage.

Don't leave me hanging girl. 

What'd you dream last night?

Whips, chains, yo-yo's, a midget riding by on a bicycle giving me the finger, my grandmother and a duck........... 

I had this wicked fucked up dream that I was a firefighter and I hadta evacuate this building that was shaking massively for no reason and the people were complaining about having to leave. So finally from across the street I watch it start to shake even more and the middle of the building finally starts to collapse and then I hafta go in and check to see what caused it.

Ends up that one of the apartments belongs to Jenna Jameson and while searching her place I find a vibrator that's stuck in the toilet and it's still on. I see how it's causing the toilet to shake and figure that it started the whole chain of events that caused the place to cave in. I confront her about it and she says she'll do anything to keep people from finding out it's her fault... but then I woke up 

I had a dream that I was back in college, taking an exam. It was a history exam about "Women's Influence in Medieval Culture". I thought it was going to be an essay exam, but it turned out to be multiple choice. And the questions were all about what kind of webcam I use and what settings it is at. 

Ends up that one of the apartments belongs to Jenna Jameson and while searching her place I find a vibrator that's stuck in the toilet and it's still on. I see how it's causing the toilet to shake and figure that it started the whole chain of events that caused the place to cave in. I confront her about it and she says she'll do anything to keep people from finding out it's her fault... but then I woke up

Jesus, was the vibrator diesel-powered with a pull-start?

I had a dream that I was Kurt Cobain and Nirvana was playing a show in a place that kinda looked like my elementary school auditorium. Earlier in the dream, we were rehearsing with an orchestra but by show time, they were nowhere to be found. Probably because you couldn't fit a whole orchestra in this place. Anyway, we decided we were gonna fake the whole thing and have a tape play. So we do the show and there's problems with the tape. At first, it won't start so we just fuck around on stage. Then it starts in the middle of a song and then skips to another song right away. So I tear down the backdrop and there's Kurt Loder (who's apparently our manager/agent for some reason) fiddling with the tape player. I was kinda pissed but we just kept fucking around on stage like we did before. Nobody in the crowd cared. That was until I let out a Lil' Jon "YEEEEEEAAAAAAAAHHH!" which made the crowd groan, which was weird considering this was supposed to be 10+ years before it was popular. Then I woke up.

Most people try to figure out their dreams and find out what they mean. With dreams like this, I'm convinced that my dreams mean nothing and I'm crazy. I don't even like Nirvana that much. 

that my bf was a smoker. I hate smoking

I quit smoking almost 8 months ago, and every now and then, I dream that I cheated and had a cigarette. They are so vivid that I wake up in the morning and swear I can taste it, and I've even worried for a second or two that my wife is going to smell it on me and get pissed off.

But lately, I've been dreaming about bears wandering into the house. I guess because it's spring, and they'll be waking up soon. 

I was in canada, and had lost a mix cd that was for some reason very valuable to me...I spent the rest of the dream riding around on a bike looking for it. The only song that I remember being on it was Operation MOVE by Leftover Crack. 

I always dream that I'm late, and trying to get out the door to get to a meeting/train/date, and I keep having to run back because I forget something or other. 

I had a dream that I was on my way work, and I realized that I was wearing the same shirt that I had been wearing the day before. In real life, it's a shirt that my friend Lisa bought me as a gift. I became embarrassed when I realized I was wearing a shirt that I had worn the day before. Then it started raining, and my hair got wet. It was too late for me to go home and change, and to dry my hair. Lisa looked at me when I walked into work, narrowed her eyes at me, and said, "You're not all that you make yourself out to be. I'm so disappointed in you. I expect more from you." And then she turned around and walked away from me. :( 

Something about a road trip... with my mom and dad, they were driving on a freeway. They were driving quite slowly, and i was a few feet away from the van, walking for some reason. I was tired of walking and hoped it would end, and hey kept saying we were close. We eventually got to a neighborhood and stopped at some house, and there were some relatives from the Philippines there. They kept asking me if I was going to sing on the karaoke machine. and I wasn't sure. Then it turned into some gathering at my house. There was all this family running about the house. and SoBeDrummer and I were sitting on my couch, and parents didn't seem to care. That was interesting. I went upstairs because my mum called me up, and I decided to change clothes for some reason... and mum asked me if I was feeling okay. I said I was alright. I went back downstairs and SoBeDrummer was standing up and took hold of my arms, brought me close, and we kissed and we both smiled.

. . . 

I dreamt that I had sex with my sister-in-law. She's put on a bit of weight lately (she was bone skinny before) and now she's got bewbs. 

I have a dream. 

crooky wants sloppy seconds? anyone suprised? anyone?!?!

/didn't dream last night but had a dead arm. left one too. freaking stuff man. 

I had one wierd dream last night. I dreamt that someone gave me a lethal injection, and I could actually feel myself dying. It was one strange experienced because the feeling of gradualy losing life felt so real, it's hard to explain. Everything when black and that I woke to make sure I wasn't actually dead. 

A couple of nights ago I had a dream that I came back from spring break and found out that my girlfriend had started taking 'shrooms. I was upset by this and told her I couldn't take that, and she had to choose between me and drugs. She chose the drugs, and she left me in my dorm room by myself wondering what the hell was happening. Then I went out to try and forget about her and saw her chugging wine out of a bottle and making out with some random guy. I got upset and asked her why she was doing this, and she replied "It's my life, and you're no longer a part of it. I'm doing what I want now, without you slowing me down."

I woke up thinking "WTF?" Mostly because my girlfriend has never done drugs before, has never chugged wine before, and we would never cheat on one another. 

I was a senior (not señior) in high school and was with a friend. It was one of those "you don't know who it was when you woke up but in your dream you know he was a friend" kind of things. I needed a car to go shopping during the lunch break and there was a large truck that some freshmen were selling typical snacks you would get at a movie theatre out of the back.

I walked in (as the vehicle was that big enough to do so) and said we needed to go buy something. The snack salesmen said I could not do that cause they had to sell snacks. I ignored them and said I would teach them something that would help them more in life than selling snacks, how to shop...here's where it get's weird...

They could see the wisdom in my words and pulled in the for sale signs and we were off. They said we didn’t have enough time, but I said I knew where I was going and what I was looking for. After a few minutes of driving down the highway, the freshmen said they were going to late. I said, "Then it's time..." "For what?" they asked. "Ninja Mode" I said with a look of absolute seriousness.

With that the housing of the vehicle broke away and we were going even faster on hospital beds...yes hospital beds. My friend and I on one, the freshmen on the other. As we were moving down he highway faster than any other vehicle (the wind not messing up my hair), I saw a sign for what I was looking for. It was where a typical large exit sign you'd see in a major city like "Houston —>" or something like that. But instead of point out a city or landmark, it pointed out a sale.

It was a sign for an 8GB USB flash drive! OMG! And if that was not enough, it was only $129! And if THAT were not enough...it was on sale not at Best Buy, or Fry's...but at the electronic megastore H.E.B. (local grocery store chain).

I pointed my finger like the famous I was Casey at Bat or something and we exited. I remember having to exit through the grass as there was no paved exit ramp, and that I made the freshmen get off their hospital bed and push both of our beds through the steep incline. I woke up to some really horrible rap song due to my kids messing with my alarm.

W..T..F? 

I dreamed that I was in a Hollywood movie...and that I was the star of the movie...
This really blew my mind. To think that I...an overfed, longhaired...leaping gnome...would be the star of a Hollywood movie...
But there I was. 

This one was extra weird. I ws hangin out with a bunch of deformed mutated carnie folks. Out of nowhere they all break into an orgy a violent orgy like the one in Event Horizon. Hands getting forced down throats and people getting impaled and killed then snacked upon durring the throws of coitus. The out of nowhere I turn around and there's a classroom of schoolchildren screaming clutching their head with blood gushing out of their eyes and ears crying for me to stop it. I look down and I have a nice girlie gun a Beretta 9mm and an extra clip. So, I start making my way thru the crowd of kids and shooting them in the head. Then after I've shot each one of them in the temples they calm down and say, " Gee thanks mister, that's much better." It really kind of scared me. Kind of. 

Sklang said:

This one was extra weird. I ws hangin out with a bunch of deformed mutated carnie folks. Out of nowhere they all break into an orgy a violent orgy like the one in Event Horizon. Hands getting forced down throats and people getting impaled and killed then snacked upon durring the throws of coitus. The out of nowhere I turn around and there's a classroom of schoolchildren screaming clutching their head with blood gushing out of their eyes and ears crying for me to stop it. I look down and I have a nice girlie gun a Beretta 9mm and an extra clip. So, I start making my way thru the crowd of kids and shooting them in the head. Then after I've shot each one of them in the temples they calm down and say, " Gee thanks mister, that's much better." "The Aristocrats!"

 

Mookie Blaylock 

i dreamed i got in a fist fight on the curb of a corner store with my best friend from high schools abusive husband. he punched me in the left thigh. i made contact a few times. 

I dreamt: I'm rolling a giant donut and there's a snake wearing a vest ... 

i dreamt i was pulled into the movie "Inherit the Wind" 

Fuck! After giving it some thought, I dreampt i was pulled into the movie "Jaws" 

I dreamed I had a kid. 

in all honesty this time, i dreamt that i was getting head from a girl who grew up down the street from me. 

about my buddy matt who died last month. i really don't dream that much at all. 

getting head from a girl who grew up down the street from me

That is funny, I dreamed I was getting head too ... oh no. Actually, I was getting head when I woke up. Maybe the dream was about bunnies or something. 

I dreamt that SBD drove me home from the movies last night, and we started talking. Don't remember, but we decided to sneak him into the house just for a couple minutes, but we ended up falling asleep on my bed. We woke up in the morning and freaked out. My mom was somewhere downstairs, so we started creeping down there, and I opened the door that led to the garage, and it was open, and I could've let him sneak out, but I didn't for some reason... because my parents' door opened, and my dad started coming downstairs. So SBD ran into the kitchen, and he had to be quiet.. and he hid under a table next to the couch where my mum was asleep...

something something happened... where it switched to a video - game sort of thing...

and then it switched back to the house, and mum was awake, walking around the kitchen, and my dad said something like: " So, I heard Stephen's here. "
me: " What are you talking about ? "
mom: " Autumn, don't lie, he's under the table. " *points*
*SBD curled up in a ball*
me: " Uhhhh... ok, fine. He is under the table. "

Then he got up, and for some reason, I wasn't getting yelled at.
I guess my dream ended before they could tear me to bits. 

unfortunately I dreamt something about work last night. I hate when that shit happens. 

I dont sleep, therefore I dont dream.
But when I do I tend to wake up and ask my wife odd questions or requests. Like "Get the box of cherries please, their in the corner." 

something something happened... where it switched to a video - game sort of thing...

up, up, down, right, left, left, D, A, B,D
gives you both invisibility for 15 seconds. 

I was at the center of a confluence of dreams last night. The threads from countless past dreams were flowing together in my mind. Far too much happening to explain it all. 

I dreamed I was being attacked.
Okay, get this:
I was on vacation with my family (like hubby and kids type family), it was raining pretty hard outside, so we stayed in our hillside cabin. These guys came up all "Clockwork Orange" style, asking to use our phone.
I said no.
They forced their way inside, tied up my kids, beat my husband, and tried to kill me.
I could actually feel one of them put his arms around me and start to squeeze the very breath out of me.
Last thing I remember, I kicked one of them, and was dropped to the ground.

Then I woke up.