Dreams are like telling a joke where there is no punchline. It is pointless but still fun to do.

Anyway, I don't get much REM sleep (working on this) but last night I did have a dream.

I had a bandage on my head and it was there "too long". I pulled it off and had a huge indent that I knew wouldn't go away. I looked in the mirror and it looked like someone took an axe to my head but it was all scarred/no bleeding. I thought "Man, that sucks. Last time I wear a bandage for that long".

So, what'd you dream? 

two nights ago I actually had a dream that molly and fathom broke up. 

I always wake up in the middle of the night and think, damn that dream was fucked up. I'll have to remember that in the morning. But I never remember in the morning. 

I had a dream I was driving my old Toyota Previa. It was a piece of crap. I was heading down my steep driveway and the brakes in the van suck. I have to almost stand on the break to slow down the van. That's all. 

"An unanalyzed dream is an unopened letter from God." - k. gibran

i'm just about to head out for a night of drinking,
but if this thread is still around after the recovery,
i'll share something from the catalogue of baba's subconcious. 

Your mom,
slobbed,
on my knob. 

"An unanalyzed dream is an unopened letter from God." - k. gibran

I feel my dream represents all the change happening in my life. It's happening fast but I'm not quite sure where my destination is. So, I think my subconscious wants to slow things down.

i'll share something from the catalogue of baba's subconcious.

run and hide! 

I dreamt that I stabbed Spaz in the eye with a spoon. 

I dreamt that Crooky created an alias thread using an alias. 

There was this big black dragon and it carried me away. I awoke, wrapped in a red blanket, in some red sand. This huge octopus came to take me away but I elbowed it in the...eye? and then I woke up. 

I never remember mine 

I dreamt that I stabbed Spaz in the eye with a spoon.

damn well better apologize. 

I dreamt that Crooky created an alias thread using an alias.

Hahah Is it Crooky? Is it really? 

Hahah Is it Crooky? Is it really?

don't be an ass. 

Here's the question. Does anyone actually dream that they're fazing? Cause that would be fuuuuuuucked up. 

Does anyone actually dream that they're fazing?

No, I'm illiterate in my dreams. If i pick up a book, it's all little lines and squiggles on the page.
(Kind of like real life). 

You don't wanna know. 

During last quarter I was modeling so much that I had dreams that I was modeling crazy things in 3DS Max and playing with vertexes in the actual real world and other crazy shit. 

A friend that I havent seen for several years jumped in my car while I was driving. He then held a knife to my face and cut me several times. I dont remember what happend next but the dream ended with me eating an orange sandwich. 

Don't get much REM sleep... will post something if I have a dream. 

omg check the TMI thread, you will find my dream there, all ye who dare enter. 

I had a dream that I was being hired as a male soap opera actor and I was nervous about onscreen kisses. 

ghey^ 

^ LAWL 

I have some fucked up dreams, and thank God I can barely remember them. 

we couldnt tell where we really were. the house was very dark and we were surrounded by a black water with only an overturned boat for floatation. a couple of us decide to go into the house. what we find are dark, evil creatures and a feeling of dread. in every room, around every corner we had to be wary of the necromancer that has taken up residence here. 

I had a dream my boss tried to get me to work, but I just ended up killing her, and then I was back in Iraq, but after that I was doing some hot chick; my dreams often end on that note... 

i live in a handicapped dormroom, and there's a bathroom that connects to the other room which no one lives in. i dreamt that the bathroom door opened while i was sleeping, and some big guy came into the room. he was just big and it was dark, and he was looking for someone... i couldn't move a muscle or else he'd find me and kill me... or something... hurt me.. 

oh, and i couldn't move either anyway... 

Sorry Inday, I'll be much quieter when I leave your bathroom next time. Sheesh. 

haha, yeah, stop being all haunty-like.
i'm not cool with that. 

I remember being driven somewhere by my dad, but he was driving really fast and carelessly. Oh, and we saw a couple of motorcycles crash into each other on the motorway, which ended up becoming a big fist fight between about a twenty motorcyclists who were passing.

Meanwhile, my dad sends us careering off a flyover, straight into a ditch, where we roll upside down into the water. Yet no-one is hurt, which is good I guess.

Another small dream of me being in my house, looking for something decent to watch on tv. Then some guy appears and announces the aerial is fucked, and tells me to look forward to a crap b+w tv for the next week.

Oh, and then I find myself in a queue for a club somewhere, but the queue seems to go across what looks like an airport terminal. And there's loads of pushy fuckers in the queue, which generally pisses me and my friends off. Anyway, we finally reach the front to be let it, but the queue just leads onto a road somewhere.

I'll stop there, but the more I think about it, the more I remember. I have loads of dreams each night and can generally remember them all come morning. 

that my bf was a smoker. I hate smoking 

I dreamt that my breathing thread lived. 

I dreamt about work (summer camp at my old high school) in combination with my old high school chorus.
There was something about having to renew my lifeguarding certification too.
I also remember a water park, and having a piece of gum that I kept spitting out, but there was always more in my mouth.

I know there was other stuff too. 

I don't remember what I dreamed about last night (or the night before) but a few nights ago I had a messed up dream. I dreamt I was going to a party with some friends but before I met up with them, I decided to stop at a sushi bar, where I fell in love with a hawt Asian girl working there. I eat then leave but come back later to find some little fat shit kid harassing her or trying to rob the place so I beat the shit out of him. I don't really remember what happened next but suddenly, it was me, the hawt Asian girl, my friends I was supposed to party with and a few other strangers locked in a dark dank room wearing straightjackets. Apparently, we were supposed to tell each other our deepest darkest secrets or we would be killed. It was like Saw meets The Breakfast Club. One guy told everyone how he was molested by a big black dude on an amusement park ride. The hawt Asian girl confessed that her dad (who was the chef at the sushi place) rapes her. And that's pretty much where it ended.

Yeah, I have messed up dreams. But this one is pretty intriguing. I think I'm gonna write a script for it. 

Electric sheep. 

I had a dream... 

I had a dream that I opened a shelter for abused animals. Then my cat Cindy went bald from the stress and, this one kitten kept trying to jump down her throat. I kept having to pull that little shit out all the time. Aside from that it was just hard to walk around the house due to all the animals. I'd go to sleep and be covered with dogs and cats. IT was almost as weird as my cousins dream where he lived in a house made of meat. 

But think about how easy your dream could have become your cousins dream...just skin those abused little animals, stick em to the walls, and youre done! 

I had a dream last night
What a lovely dream it was
I dreamed we all were alright
Happy in a land of oz 

Im getting this reoccuring dream where Im in a city thats about to be bombed... I know its about to happen but I cant tell everyone in time then its too late for me to leave, everyone starts going mad then it ends

its not very nice having that dream or recalling it for that matter...

...Im going to the pub 

I had a strange ass dream last night/this morning. I was harassing Wal Mart employees, it was actually kind of cool. 

For some reason I dreamt I was a black basketball player having a game of b-ball in the gymnasium from my old elementary school. The game ended and I walked up to the stage, took off my shirt and then looked over at this serious hot chick who was masturbating herself for me. It was kind of fucked up.

Then the night before my dream was about being part of a fantasy group, very D&D/WoW-esque and we were trapped in some dungeon and a horde of creatures was trying to overrun us.

I've got a movie theatre in my head baby, and it's all good, all the time. 

It seemed so real. My fiance had left me, and didn't tell me why. Which pissed me off beyond extent. I remember going to different places that were all blends of all the places I'm familiar with i.e. my shop mixed with the grocery store, and being real angry with everyone because they wouldn't tell me where she was. So angry I think I fought a person or two while roaming my mixed environment. Finally after numerous attempts at calling her phone, I got through to her. She told me where she was, and I was instantly there. I don't know the place but it's tropical there, more so than normal. Like an island. There she is phone still in hand, talking to someone. She looks over at me, drops the phone and runs over and proceeds to kiss and hug me, and tell me how it was her evil twin (she doesn't have a sister) that left me as a joke. All the while my fiance knew i'd go berzerk so she called the cops to restrain me only they sent the SWAT team to take my Mom. Then the dogs started barking at kids in the street, and I woke up. But it seemed so real. 

I had the strangest dream of my life last night. There were two segments:

1. A girl I knew from high school was in bed with me and she kept nudging me with her foot and whispering things to me. Because I'm so dense (in both dreams and reality) I told her to stop and leave me alone.

2. Another girl, one I worked with in 2003, and I were in my basement. We were writing checks from five different bank accounts and sending them off to various places. Various celebrities were there as well, but the dream most certainly focused on this girl. 

I dreamt that i was sitting a table with Vladimir Lenin. For some reason I really remember the way his beard looked and the way his whiskers moved when he spoke. For some reason I was about to kill him, and I felt great remorse for it. He was a really nice guy with very nice whiskers and I didn't want to go through with it. I woke up shortly after beginning to cry with Lenin at the table we were sitting at. 

I dreamt that I was running around my old church with a gorgeous latina lady, trying to find a place to get it on. Eventually we found my room, at which point I found out that she was actually dating my roommate. But she still wanted to fuck.

Then I woke up.
Talk about an unsatisfying dream. 

I dreamt that I owned a mazda rx8 and I took it for a drive and it started to snow and visibility was zero and I ended up getting stuck in the snow and when i went to open the trunk to get some tools to help me out of the snow when I opened the trunk all my friends and my parents jumped out and said SURPRISE! then I woke up. No clue wtf that was all about 

I just get sleep paralysis, no dreams for me.

I just wake up 30 minutes after I fall asleep.

Awake, but unable to move. It's a lovely feeling.