If only it were possible.

You could buy some of his salad dressing...rub it all over and pretend. 

Putang, that looks like the girl in one of my classes that I'm going to ask out tomorrow. Sooo hot! 

I would do dirty, dirty things with him. 

like let him touch you? 

http://www.ethanrussell.com/images/Chris_065-bw-300.jpg

id do him just for his voice. 

Post a Message To: Show me a picture of someone you WOULD f*ck...

If I did this, luck would dictate that this would be the one day out of every couple of months that he actually looks at the forum,
And when I got home there'd be a string of "..."s on my monitor in AIM. 

and they cancelled West Wing? [18+] 

Damn, her tits are bigger than I thought. 

I think this thread is great. I'm surprised at what some people's tastes are. 

Oh, baby! 

I would give my 2 nuts (leave me with my shaft) to fuck any of these ladies.

Top Notch Hottie for me - Drew Barrymore
Young pic
http://membres.lycos.fr/todreb13/drew-barrymore1.htm
Older pic
http://starophileimages.free.fr/wallpapers/drew_barrymore_001.jpg

Scarlett Joansson
http://imagecache2.allposters.com/images/MMPH-E/250262.jpg

New Favorite - Shanna (Moakler) Barker
http://i.ero.in.ua/img/shanna_moakler/400_1.jpg
http://trump.uselessjunk.org/images/stories/shan70xx.jpg [18+]

Melissa Joan Hart
http://home.planet.nl/~sjvgestel/mfaimages/mjh/mjh14.jpg

Laetitia Casta
http://www.celebritywallpapers.org/wallpapers/laetitiacasta/laetitia_casta_8.jpg 

I would ask her for sex. Then she would say no. And kick my ass. And I'd enjoy every second. 

Crooky, but I don't have a pic without his kid in it.
And that would just be weird in this thread. 

Yes.
Yes.
Oh god.
Yes. 

Scarlett Joansson

Melissa Joan Hart

yeah.

and ever since i was like 14. 

Her shirt broke. 

Oh god.

I bet she's wearing a corset. 

i'd lend her mine.
and say, "what up." 

I bet she's wearing a corset.

It's a bodice top, you dork.
Worst homo ever. 

i'd lend her mine.

"Just throw it on my bed
With you inside it." 

wow ... , I'll have one of you, please, I like, and It would suck if she talked, but talking need not happen 

It's a bodice top, you dork.
Worst homo ever.

Rabbi fails to get the Pirates quote?
You WANT to get crossed off Teh List again? 

I would only have sex with Lohan if she cried. 

I would only have sex with Lohan if she cried.

That can be arranged. 

That can be arranged.

I don't have to hit her, do I?
That's, like, my last New Year's resolution still standing. 

I don't have to hit her, do I?

no, there are ... other methods 

I don't have to hit her, do I?

No, just take away her "inhaler" filled with cocaine.

and ever since i was like 14.

Dude, she's old enough to be my mom...and I'd so do her. 

alone or together 

No pudding though. 

secretly i'd service 

PS - Lindsay Lohan pre-cocarexia may possibly be one of the most railable women on the planet. 

I don't have to hit her, do I?

Just explain Schopenhauer to her. 

i'd go to war to hit her [18+] 

wow ... , I'll have one of you, please, I like, and It would suck if she talked, but talking need not happen

Redheads make my special no-no place all tingly.

http://www.nndb.com/people/218/000047077/alicia-witt.jpg

http://www.swr3.de/musik/cdtipps/costa_nikka/pix/costa2.jpg 

Redheads make my special no-no place all tingly.

Me too.

http://www.modfxmodels.com/models/HeatherCarolin/images/Sidepic-02.jpg [18+]
http://www.tuttorimini.com/immagini/Ragazza/Heather%20Carolin/HeatherCarolin003. jpg [18+] 

I'd do any of these guys in a heartbeat:

Jeff Ament - Pearl Jam Bassist

Mmmm

rawr

and rawr again!! 

him:
http://www.sofeminine.co.uk/imworld1/stars/fan/D20050129/18_958610176_edward_nor ton4_H142530_M.jpg

him:
http://www.waposdecine.com/jakegyllenhaal/jg11g.jpg

and i already get to do him (although he has longish hair and a semi-beard thing now):
http://viewmorepics.myspace.com/index.cfm?fuseaction=viewImage&friendID=1120 124&imageID=30043996&Mytoken=12BBF269-6252-9F99-B877A8640BF2CED683069210 

Mmmmm.

Ahhhhhh.

Agreed, Rabbs.

Who wouldn't?

If ANYONE says no, they're lying.... 

If ANYONE says no, they're lying....

I wouldn't fuck him but I'd let him suck my cock. 

but I'd let him suck my cock.

So its his eyes for you? 

This guy. 

Who wouldn't?

no guys and not many girls 

Wrong. 

He could even bring his horse. 

no guys and not many girls

You've got a point, in that any man (straight, as the frontpage showed) would probably melt before her.

At least I know I would, which kind of defeats the whole point of this thread.

Damn. 

arlarlarlarlarlaaaaaah

no guys and not many girls

If you say so, Thumper.

mmm, tall redhead
and another 

He could even bring his horse.

Now THAT'S kinky!

So its his eyes for you?

He does have some sexy orbs. 

The "and another" tries to download some sort of exe or something.
/has a powerbook 

I think i'll just take the whole Busty Polish crew.

This one. [18+]

And this one. [18+]

And this. [18+]

Can't forget this one. [18+] 

ugh. This thread isn't giving me the boner I expected it to.