Up till now,
6 cans (440 ml's of 5.3 % cider)
Now:
Drink remaining two cans ASAP.
Then:
Get on Fazed live and cause a ruckus.

Ready?

Go!!!! 

I had always presumed that there MUST be grown-up cider drinkers out there as there are millions of gallons of the stuff drank every year and bottles and taps in most pubs I used to go into. Then four years ago, I met one of them, I liked him, I tried some cider, I liked it. We are getting married in 22 days. The two events are NOT related although the start of the relationship could POSSIBLY be linked to a few Strongbows or five. 

1 can down 

usually i am more drunk on a wednesday than i currently am. 

Just starting. Redbull + Vodak 

Beginning my tear for the night. More cheap high alc. content beer. Mmmm, Camo. Joyous. 

Drinkuing and drawing
http://i127.photobucket.com/albums/p149/y2knw/skin/0008c.png 

Draw a picture of me. Fucking. She-Ra.
Please. 

I'm not sure I can capyture that level of dissapointment at the moment 

Yeah. Her vag is too muscular for me, anyways. 

"By the power of Greyskuuaaaahhhh!!!11!" 

Do me getting raped by a unicorn. 

you people and your rape... 

http://tinychat.com/fazedlive 

YOU'RE a durnken slore!!

wait what? 

You're kidding me, right?

Nearly 24 hours over the weekend and NOBODY IS DRUNK!?!?!?

fuckin slackers

I got drunk/souped in an assisted-living facility tonite... Where were you bitches?

Damn, sometimes it almost feels like I have a problem when even my interweb acquaintances are abstaining. 

booze, then ber
then booze

ftw?

yeh ftw 

drunkies should be in the fazedlive shit

fuckers 

^lol i ma currenty attempting hthis 

geh
i didn't trhow up last night
but i did that thing where bile kept coming up and i had to keep swallowing it
and now my throat is all raw and coughy :( 

http://i127.photobucket.com/albums/p149/y2knw/Demotivators/DSC04145.jpg 

Who will drink with me? 

I am, but I have a date coming over for some reason. 

What's his name? 

Bartholomew. 

http://popsop.ru/wp-content/uploads/inbev_stella_4_back_pack.jpg

I have bout 8 of these.
About 5 left. 

Wine. Rarely drink it. Weird drunk. 

drunk 

i'll have something to drink a bit later, not sure what yet though 

mulled some wine cuz i have a sore throat
sigh...
apparently,
when you use ground spices
you don't need to use as much
as you do when using whole cloves...
still tasty, just...clovy 

Yes. 

What. Happened. 

man, this bloody mary is super strong. 

going out to do some drinking and then drunk fazing later 

sup 

[master p]uuuuuuuuuuuuuuhn[/master p] 

Ok, so here's the situtation.
I have 3 cans of pretty weak 4% Stella Artois.
2 cans of 5.3% cider,
3/4 of a bottle of baileys knock off irish cream (14.5%).
I doubt there is any way to drink the lot,
but if I was to try (and god knows I probably will)
what order should I drink it in?
I'm thinking about mixing beer and cider,
but with the Irish Cream added in,
I think that might make me puke.

Any advice? 

I should point out, I would drink the Irish Cream either
before or after the beer/cider.
Not together, I didn't phrase that very well at all. 

you should start with the irish cream (have a few glasses) then move on to the cider then the stella.

if you still feel like drinkin after that have more irish cream, but be ready to puke. 

Holy shit, Stella's only 4%? 

They have a new 4% version. 

duke of slander said:

you should start with the irish cream (have a few glasses) then move on to the cider then the stella.

if you still feel like drinkin after that have more irish cream, but be ready to puke.

What of making a snake bite?
(beer and cider together)
No dice? 

I should mention that the new Stella sucks ass. 

you can do that if you want. it's your life. i think you should start with the hard stuff first though, so it can kick in while you're drinking the less hard stuff instead of when you're trying to sleep. 

Why would they make a new version? Is it 'light' or something? 

Good call.
BRB freezer. 

http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-1029747/Stella-Artois-launch-weaker-beer -battle-binge-drinking-image.html 

Drink the cider first. Then drink the beer.

If you still feel like staying up drink the irish cream with some coffee. 

Irish cream is hard now? 

harder than cider and 4% beer, yes.