Wake him up and ask him?

/sidenote/ Clothes on or off? 

raise your hand if you immediately checked firefly's profile to determine gender after reading that post
/raises hand 

raise your hand if you're already a creepy stalker person from fazedlivechat
/raises hand 

/hand up 

or that 

stile said:

or that

GET ON FAZED LIVE (not now but in the evenings)

COURAGE WOLF

SHOW BOOBS 

He looks very peaceful. I don't want to disturb him. I mean, I know the guy. So it's not WAY weird. But because I know him, it's still kind of weird.
And yeah, clothes off. 

i've been on fazed live... 

That's funny! And here I was feeling bad because last night I drunkenly bit my puppy's paw on fazed live and hurt her. 

FDP 

I guess that works for all three... 

and for me at least,
it is very VERY rare that i wake up not remembering parts of the previous night,
and i've never had sex with anyone that i don't remember.

...at least...i don't THINK i have... :( 

Turns out I even left my cam on...
I'm just glad I made it to the bedroom 

Aw, Patty! Your puppy is just so cute you have to have a bite! I'm sure all is forgiven 

let me guess: the only reason snc did it
was because some perversely metaphorical male fazer
nibbled on a cat 

No! She was just laying there next to me and she's so stinking cute that I wanted to bite her. I don't even remember who was on last night. I don't recall any cats. 

http://i38.tinypic.com/70us2d.jpg 

i am on my way to get super drunk
if there's no drunk posts i didn't make it 

I got me one of them fancy Heineken mini-keg's and a liter of Gentleman Jack. We'll see how the night pans out. 

http://i35.tinypic.com/2dkeh4n.jpg
http://i37.tinypic.com/29bh8ut.jpg 

same drink, different angles
yay optics
and vodka
yay vodka 

im pretty wasted
http://www.creemoresprings.com/live/
but happpy to be home safely 

D
R
N
K

go sleep now 

drunk 

Yes. 

Why. Why did this happen? 

How drunk were you, haze? Did you anything you regret? Does it involve ASS? 

Heeeeee. Oh man.

I don't regret anything. 

Asstastic! Taintacular! :D

Man, I was drunk last night. Then on the way home John Sr. picked a fight with some guy in the subway and it almost turned into a scuffle, and Mariann fell down the stairs. I was the most sober! I didn't fall or fight or cry or get naked or anything! 

Okay, I regret staying up until like 3 hours ago. Holy shit, this is stupid. 

i had a black chocolate stout which got me kinda buzzed for some reason. now i'm having a tequila sunrise. 

I am drinking a half fifth of vodka,
then going to Mexican Day of the Dead.

I WISH I WAS TRIPPING BALLS 

dang, half a fifth of vodka is a decent amount of alcohol. 

That's how I roll, dog. 

hey bub you'll be proud to know that I puked outside a bar on Halloween 

my tequila sunrise is a lot stronger than i anticipated. i haven't had one of these in years and opted out of using a shotglass or jigger. you know, cuz i'm not a bitch.

it tastes like straight tequila. oh well, it's good tequila. 

Yay, birdbrain!

I don't go to that lame bar anymore, so it's all good.

When are you gonna come down and puke on MY hand? 

how about in May?
i'll be all graduated and free and might have money then. 

Make it so. 

how about you bitches come here and we get drunk and maybe pee on eachother. 

I can do that here.

Are you in Austin, duke? 

i'm in austin. 

I can get some sweet deals on Southwest to get to Austin.

Maybe when I have some money saved up. Always wanted to go there. 

http://i35.tinypic.com/2dkeh4n.jpg

this.is.awesome.
there's even bread in the toaster oven! 

sweet ass! i'm supposed to go to san diego and shits sometime soon with the ladyfriend. maybe i can ditch her and come drink with you guys. that'd be more fun. 

I live in San Francisco, you smelly asshole.
Come up here. We can do chicks. 

goddamnit that sounds like a plan.

my asshole doesn't smell. 

well i'm gonna go drink beers iwth my neighbor.

happy drunk, everyone. 

Well we'll see. 

Who's with me?